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This form was submitted: Dec 01 2003 / 07:58:58
name = eminem
email = darrylrobinson@
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qjoke = There was a jew and a black person at a bus stop
the black person turns and said what times the bus dew
then the jew replays fuck up u black bastard
Little old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out.
Q: Whats pink and hard?
A: A pig with a flick knife.
Q: What do you call the KKK in Harlem?
A: Fried chicken.
Q: What’s black on the outside and white in the middle?
A: Wayne Brady.
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family.
Q: Why are blacks so tall?
A: Their knee grows (Negroes).
Q: Why are Jew’s noses so big?
A: Air is free.
Q: What does a black lesbian eat for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs.
Q: What do you call racists who take the SATs?
A: Racists who take the SATs!!!
Q: Why do racists take pride in their irrational hatred towards perfectly respectable minorities?
A: Who knows. Maybe they just don’t have anything better to do with their time. And if that’s true, that’s just sad.
Q: Why are Jewish people perfectly respectable people?
A: One, they’re members of just another religion. Two, they’ve been through a ton of shit. Three, if you’ve survived the Holocaust, I think you’d want to be respected, too. And finally, they’re just fucking people, just like all of us!!! This goes for every minority, by the way.
Q: Why is racism a bad thing?
A: Hating people for no reason doesn’t look good on your resume and personality.
Q: Why is an African-American a perfectly respectable person?
A: Think of all the shit they’ve been through in the past. Wouldn’t you want to be respected if you went through a lot of shit in your past?
Q: Why do racists hate minorities?
A: Good question.