“Momma said that weirdo ladies usually work in stripper clubs.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21517
“Momma said that houses are only a fairy tale.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21516
“Momma said that underwear store owners don’t make money, people steal their thongs, they make the most money on thongs, because they’re actually a food.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21515
“You told me that kitties peepee in the sand!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21514
“Momma said that towels are nature’s quicker picker upper… not dung beetles.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21513
“What did momma tell ya about crack whores, son? Never pay over 2 dollars for them!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21512
“Crack was daddy’s favorite candy.”
– davepoobond
Easy Way to Learn the Alphabet
I know that people don’t usually know how to introduce the Alphabet to their young’un or some illiterate adult. But look no further, as I’ve made a list of easy words to remember that go along with each letter!
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A is for Amphetamine
B is for Bong
C is for Cocaine
D is for Death
E is for Ecstacy
F is for Flip Me Over (Because I’m Gonna Be Ridden On)
G is for Giligan’s Island
H is for Hashish
I is for Illegal Drugs
J is for Jerk-off
K is for Kill
L is for LSD
M is for Marijuana
N is for Narcotics
O is for Opium Overdose
P is for PCP
Q is for Queen Bitch
R is for Rectal Probes
S is for Snorting
T is for Tranquilizer
U is for Underwear
V is for Vagina
W is for Wanker
X is for XXX rated fortune cookies
Y is for You
Z is for Zipper
Big Bill Hell’s
An oldie but a goodie. This was my favorite commercial parody for quite a while, and I seriously watched it over and over laughing my ass off.
FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!
begtrup
begtrup – n. a “magical being” that does card tricks and cheap things that don’t really require “magic”
Quote #21507
“My friend told me she lost 7 pounds not doing anything. What a bitch!”
– some customer at davepoobond’s job.
Don’t Copy That Floppy
MC Disc Protector makes amazing points in his ridiculous rap “Don’t Copy That Floppy.” Remember when it was so easy to copy a floppy disk game onto another floppy disk? NO, BECAUSE SOME RAPPER GUY ALWAYS HACKS INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND PLAYS HIS STUPID SONG! This is essentially an annoying 10 minute song. Also, I think there’s a lot of innuendo between the white kid and the black chick.
Chinuk’s talk
Chinuk is a talkative dog with an owner that has an interesting accent. It gets pretty funny at the end for me when the guy starts cussing.
Winnebago Man
The Winnebago Man is a classic blooper real showing how this guy named Jack Rebney is very profane in his failure of lines. It makes for an amazing video, though.
Classic Chris Pirillo
I used to watch TechTV back in the early 00s before it was made into that god awful G4 channel that has somehow kept limping around and not getting shut down.
One of the more peculiar personalities was this guy who ran the Call for Help show where rednecks from the south would call in and ask how to reboot their computers, or in this case, about spam… on the internet. Oh, is that Morgan Webb coming in to save the producer’s ass? I think so.