cow patty – n. when having lots of fiber and fruit/vegetables you shit out a dollop into the toilet which looks like cow shit. The result is a cow patty
co-worker
co-worker – n. an asshole you work with
;} NOT a friend
cowongulator
cowongulator – n. a Chinese mathematician who constantly computes wrong anwsers
cownainamiaplasticeativitiesthoriskibblesandbitsfickjoholiaphobia
cownainamiaplasticeativitiesthoriskibblesandbitsfickjoholiaphobia – n. the fear of long words
cowguue
cowguue – n. a cow with a gun
cowikaee
cowikaee – n. a shiny nose
cowdabaduhba
cowdabaduhba – n. the word you say before you throw a bunch of postcards at a dog
cowalishe
cowalishe – n. a field of cows that is stalked by cow humpers that do other male chickens.
Ex. Kyle Vandenberg
covrapze
covrapze – n. a stupid song made by a stupid singer
coventry
coventry – n. a finger that grows on your face
;} forehead genitalia
courtesy flush
courtesy flush – n. the act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the walk of shame <see walk of shame>
coufal
coufal – n. a peanut butter and sugar sandwhich
coubertin
coubertin – n. a sign that says “rhinos please remain in your vehicle”
cotine
cotine – n. a person that stands on stairs (which lots of people use) and talks to another person on the stairs, staying there, so that people have to go around them, and they take up all of the space and you have to touch them to get through them
cosnorc
cosnorc – v. to meet 2 armed guards with rifles behind a warehouse