cuamanak – n. like an almanac, but instead records every instance when a dog sat on its own turd
cryocrypticaleldermatic
cryocrypticaleldermatic – n. a superstitious elderly man, who believes time travel was discovered in the late 1940s
cryocryptical
cryocryptical – adj. to believe time travel was discovered in the late 1940s
crusty shit
crusty shit – n. shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.
Ex. Crusty shit that’s found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.
crust
crust – n. something that goes well with pizza, but not with pussy
crotty
crotty – adj. to be so easy its hard to understand
Cross-eyed Bear
Cross-eyed Bear – n. a sexual activity in which a guy blows his load up a chick’s nose and she goes all cross-eyed like.
crizmit
crizmit – v. to grab a guy with a purple backpack’s underwear and put it over his head
cripe
cripe – n. a palm tree with christmas lights wrapped around it that are left on the whole year
crimson tide
crimson tide – n. another word for a woman’s period
;} to be on the rag
;} to have a poon that looks as if Moses himself had parted the red sea between your thighs.
Ex. I am on the Crimson Tide this week. BLOODY PooN. Ilove Jay Harve! Jason wants to lick my Crimson Tide… SHOCKER
crevliseayo
crevliseayo – v. to trip over your car
crenshaw
crenshaw – v. to have a rollercoaster in your backyard
crenema
crenema – Contraction. contraction for Cranial Enema. This is what you get when you try to wash your ear out with the high-pressure gun at the car wash
crell
crell – Contraction. crow’s feet from Hell, like the ones around Sharon Turner’s eyes
creihin
creihin – v. to eat a sinquost <see sinquost>