estiphus – n. apple juice made with Mexican water
esteetuti
esteetuti – n. a nail polish company in Greenland
esteel
esteel – n. a target suit (a suit with target signs all over it)
essma
essma – n. to piss on a terrorist
esrozin
esrozin – n. a bird fart
esrev
esrev – n. styrofoam teeth
espozido
espozido – n. a bird-eating spider
espinoza
espinoza – n. a yearbook entry that is exactly the same as someone else’s in the same yearbook
espia
espia – n. weed juice
esparanza
esparanza – n. a penis grafted in your forehead with super glue
eslr
eslr – n. a log with a head coming out of it
Eskimo Kiss
Eskimo Kiss – n. a kiss that isn’t really a kiss, just 2 people rubbing noses together. Eskimos kiss this way because its so cold where they live that they can’t kiss with their mouths or else they’d die. This is also why Eskimos have red noses, because they get very irritated after they have sex without taking their clothes off, and all they can do is use their noses to Eskimo kiss. Its sad.
eshamnor
eshamnor – v. to surf while wearing a space suit
esco
esco – v. to tie spam around a waist
escapee
escapee – n. a type of fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy