Parody of “The Song That Never Ends” from Lambchop’s Playalong.
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This is the blunt that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some people started smoking it
Not knowing what it was
And kept on smoking it
Just because (because because because)
(Continue from the top)
Parody of “Hey Diddle Diddle”
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Hi, diddle, diddle, the fish and the fiddle.
The turds jumped over the goon.
The little dog laughed to see such a sport,
And the dish ran away with the loon.
Parody of “Jimmy Crack Corn”
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Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
No one cares
No one cares
Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
So why is there a fucking song about it?
Parody of the song “AC/DC – T.N.T.”
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Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
See me sit in the desk at school
From your white board at the front of the class
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
A girl to the left of me
And a guy to the right
Ain’t got no pencil
Ain’t got no eraser
Don’t you start no test
Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!
AMT! and I’ll fail that test!
AMT! I’ve done this before!
AMT! I’m doing it againnnnnnn!
I’m bored, mean and not listening
I want to leave
I don’t like the teacher
Understand?
So lock up your pencils
Lock up your erasers
Lock up your pencil box
And run for the door
The man is in the back of the room
To the left, in the second row against the wall
Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!
AMT! and I’ll fail that test!
AMT! I’ve done this before!
AMT! I’m doing it againnnnnnn!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math!
It’s algebra! (Math! Math!)
AMT! Math!
And I’ll fail that test! (Math! Math!)
AMT! Math!
I’ve done this before! (Math! Math!)
AMT!
I’m doing it againnnnnnn!!!
Parody of A*Teens – Dancing Queen.
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You can EAT, the SALADDD, I don’t care what you do with your hair
See that girl, she’s a ho, I work at one today
Friday night and I get to work
Looking out for number 1 (me)
Where they hand out prescriptions, and astroglide
You come into look for sales
Anybody could have those items
But you come in to see me, not really
With a bit of 90s music, everything is ok
Not in the mood for a dance
And when you go home…
I’m still working, I started at one, only eighteen
I work at one, feel the beat of the cash register
I can’t dance, I can’t bike or swim, its safe to say my life sucks
See that girl, there’s no way I’ll tap that ass
I’m a teaser, I make them mad
When the price isn’t the same as the one they saw
Looking for another, anyone will go
They’re in the mood to be a bastard
When they don’t get the price they want
I’m still working, I started at one, only eighteen
I work at one, feel the beat of the cash register
I can’t dance, I can’t bike or swim, its safe to say my life sucks
See that girl, there’s no way I’ll tap that ass
(fade)
sung to the original song of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Do not trust minorities in your working environment,
sure they go about they’re own business for the time being,
but as soon as you turn your back they will take your job.
Rudolph was an obvious minority because he was the only one with a red nose and he took the
head job on the sleigh, he obviously took someone’s job.
And people said Christmas songs are good for the soul. Baah who needs em
Sung to the Happy Birthday song.
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Happy Anniversary to you
Happy Anniversary to you
Your life is like poo
Your names are (names)
After (#) of crappy years
You smell like poo
And you look like it, too
Parody of Los Del Rio – Macarena
by Adam Sandler
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Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain’t enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where its been
Hey Masturbata!
I do it in the car when I’m driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can’t get out the car cause I’m sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I’ve looked at Ms. November now I’m gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I’m makin’.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin’.
Hey, Masturbata!
Parody of The Hokey Pokey
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O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke — banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, ’tis what it’s all about.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
To fetch a pail
of water.
Jack fell down
and broke his crown,
And sued the farmer
and his daughter.
To the tune of “Deck The Halls”
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‘Tis the season to be greedy!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Treat ourselves, forget the needy!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Charging gifts with wild abandon!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Credit limits not withstandin’!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Sing we now the spendthrift’s carol!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Buying presents by the barrel!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Throwing parties, being merry!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Till bills come in January!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Parody of “Dragula” by Rob Zombie.
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*Fast paced demonic rap beat*
Gay I am the man,
I skullfucked Jackie Chan.
Felt his boner, hard as brick,
Nothing to lose buuuuuut my dick.
*Frogs yodeling in background*
Hand in pants it is,
Feel my monkey jizz.
Cool breeze iiiiin my face,
Jacked off in a vase.
*Insane rap beats*
Dig in my britches and turn, see a worm, makes you squirm, chickichickichicki
Dig in my britches and turn, see a worm, makes you squirm, chickichickichicki
*Silence*
But you’d like that too much, wouldn’t ya?
*Fast pased demonic rap beat*
Ass that has the corns,
Five ninety-nine to blow my horn.
McDonalds here we are,
Look at my ass it’s full of brass get the fuck out of my caaaaaaaaar-
*Gary Coleman jumps in and starts rapping*
You think it’s cool when ya fool but the only one you’re foolin is yo mom. Get your act together and dress for the weather shake my dick all the way to the prom.
*Gary Coleman is stripping while rapping*
You want some of dis but it’s something you can’t see be real sad call your dad tell em bout the birds and my big fucking bee.
*Turntable wa-was, then demonic fast paced rap beat*Dig in my britches and turn, see a worm, makes you squirm, chickichickichicki
Dig in my britches and turn, see a worm, makes you squirm, chickichickichicki
Greatness is this song,
Listen to it all day long.
But save the night for someone else,
Have fun with your mom beware the nails.
*People start going “hey hey hey hey” in the background*
1, 2 ,3 4 6,
Jerking in a can of pick up sticks.
You caaaaan’t and won’t believe,
My dick you will recieve.
*People still doing the “hey hey” thing*
Dig in my britches and turn, see a worm, makes you squirm, chickichickichicki
Dig in my britches and turn, see a worm, makes you squirm, chickichickichicki
*Gary Coleman comes back as music drops*
I vant to suck your dick!
**End song**
Parody of “Faster Harder Scooter” by Scooter.
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I want everybody to get down to the road as soon as possible
Grab your scooters, We’re going for a long ride
Let’s go for a ride to the other side of the world
Put on a helmet, join our team and you feel alright
No more sitting on your arse you need some exercise
It’s the message so listen and you will see
No illusion the adrenaline is what you’ll feel
Get that adrenaline pumpin’ so you can get a thrill
I explain once again, you will get a thrill
So get on your scooters and start:
Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
Yeaahhh!!
Alright scooter riders, this is where we’ll ride, yes!
Aaaaaargh!
From Australia to China to the U.S.A. and the whole world
Let me ask you if there is a better way to get a thrill
Than to go for a scooter ride around the world
Don’t you know we just want you to have a good time
No traffic or extreme weather will make us stop
Now the time has come we will get extreme
I explain once again, you will get a thrill
So get on your scooters and start:
Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
Yeaaaaaaah!
Everybody get:
(Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
Yes!
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
C’MON!!!
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
Once more ’cause you need the thrill
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!) Yeah!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH, that’s one HELL of a scooter ride!!!!!
Parody of “The Sound of Breaking Up” by Maccrane Paul.
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I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)
Just let one rip in the classroom one day
Coz my bowels were in pain after eating a tin of baked beans
I didn’t want it to be silent
I wanted it loud
So I… I heave one out real hard
And yell “THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!”
The kids laughed and the teacher yelled “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??”
So this is what I told him:
I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)
Got 3 days detention for farting in class
So I didn’t get off easy but it was fun anyway
I got bored with nothing to do so it was tempting to fart again
And I know I’ll get in more trouble
But I… I just couldn’t give a shit
So I farted EXTREMELY hard
The detention teacher yelled “CRIKEY!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??”
So this is what I told him:
I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)
I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)
(This is the sound of a breaking fart!!!)
Parody of “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls.
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Here’s another song parody I made up which is a parody of the Weather Girls 1982 disco classic “It’s Raining Men” which I entitled “It’s Raining Beer” and here are the lyrics:
Oi! We’re your weather blokes ah huh
And we have got news for you, better listen!
Get ready, all you thirsty ockers
And leave your beer cans at home. Alright
Humidity is rising Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the footy’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining beer.
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
I’m gonna go out to drink and let myself get
Absolutely pissed blind!
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath!
It’s raining beer! Every brew!
Fosters, VB, Tooheys and Extra Dry
Sweet and sour and bitter and tangy
God bless Mother Nature, she’s a beer drinker too
She took off to the pub in heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every yobbo to take a piss from the sky
So that each and every bloke could drink their perfect brand of piss
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
It’s raining Beer! Bloody oath!
It’s raining Beer! Hey maaaaaaaaaaaaates!
Humidity is rising Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the footy’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining beer.
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
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It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!