sung to the original song of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Do not trust minorities in your working environment,
sure they go about they’re own business for the time being,
but as soon as you turn your back they will take your job.
Rudolph was an obvious minority because he was the only one with a red nose and he took the
head job on the sleigh, he obviously took someone’s job.
And people said Christmas songs are good for the soul. Baah who needs em
I made this up at dinner, and my sister squirted cola through her nose when I told it.