Joy to the world
Santas dead
We barbecued his head
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down with some potties
We feed the rest to dogs, we fed the rest to dogs
Oh yeah I’m hot baby
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Jingle Bells Song #24697
Jingle bells jingle bells, Santa Clause is dead
Teddy bear teddy bear, shot him in the head
Barbie doll barbie doll, tried to save his life
But a GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
Jack and Jill Parody #24676
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24621
I hate you,
You hate me
Let Barney hang on a traffic light
Then he will drop and get ran over by cars and die.
No more purple dinosaur.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24620
I hate you!
You hate me!
Let’s go together and kill Barney!
With a battle ax and 45666 bombs!
Barney died in World War 2!
Mary Had A Little Lamb Song #24619
Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass
Everytime the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ass
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24618
I hate you, you hate me.
Let’s gang up and kill Barney.
With a kick to the nuts and a punch to the jaw.
Kids watching it will shout HOORAH!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24576
I love you
You love me
Let’s go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun Bang! Bang! Barney is on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24572
I hate you
You hate me
Why don’t we just kill Barney?
And make him PEE his pants on live T.V.
When he sees this
Then he will just freak
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24571
Jingle Bells
Barney smells
BJ laid an egg
Baby Bop lost a leg
And the kids killed em’ hey!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24570
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a knick nack patty whack
And a kick from me to you
This ol’ Barney keeps rolling home.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24566
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney,
With a shotgun blast,
Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24534
Barney is gay
He needs weed
He is fucked up
With a knife
We will stab him
Until he bleeds purple
Jingle Bells Song #24443
Dashing through the snow
With one broken leg
Over the hills I go
Crashing all the way
Ha ha ha
Everyone saying die
While I go flying by
I’m on my way to the hospital
While everyone says “alright!”
Jingle Bells Song #24442
Jingle Bells
Joker smells
Penguin laid an egg
Jokemobile lost its wheel
and Batman saved the day
Hey!