jingle bells, rachel smell, mary laid an egg
mary-mobile lost its wheal and rachel got away HEY!
dashing through the clouds, in a two horses open air,
over the smilies we go, singing all the way, ha ha,
do do do dodo , mary is washing rachel right now, bla bla bla
bla bla.. bla bla bla bla blaaaaaaa!!!!
Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Oh no I’m heading for the tree
As I go to stand up I realize
I have just broken my knees
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
I spent my Christmas Eve
In a stupid hospital bed
OH
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981
Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is gay.
The S-mobile lost a wheel
and Dancer took ballet, HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
You are fuckin’ gay.
Jingle Bells,
Go to Hell,
This is goddamn lame.
PS: u suck
911, 911
Santa Clause is dead
Rodolph took a 44
And shot him dead, HEY!
Barbie doll, Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But GI Joe
from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife, HEY!
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin is a faggot
Batmobile lost its wheel
and they both died like two maggots
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flies away
Lost his pants in France
And found them in Bombay
Jingle Bells
Santa smells
Easter’s on its way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a beat up Chevrolet!
(Repeat x1)
Dashing down the road
In a beat up Chevrolet
Down the street we go
Gasping all the way
Horns on traffic go
Engine smoking thick
What fun it is to drive and make
People get real sick, oooooh
(Chorus x2)
Now my time’s not right
What a real sad sight
Motor’s blown some oil
Making my blood boil
Rods and pistons gone
What a horrible funk
Because I owe JD Byrider
Five grand for this piece of junk…oooooh
(Chorus x1)
Jingle Bells
Byrider smells
Creditors on their way
Because I owe $5000 bucks
On this beat up Chevrolet!!!
Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!
Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore
O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times
I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the snow I go
Getting stung by bees
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN DAMN
Bowser’s in the kitchen,
Yoshi’s in the hall,
Mario’s in the bathroom peeing on a wall
Jingle bells!
Monkey-butts smell!
Squirrels don’t lay eggs!
I know stuff and you dont so go the fuck away!
HEY!
This song is popular in the Steward School 3rd Grade class of 2000-2001. Dashes & beats put in to show slowness.
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Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mr. Freeze cut the cheese and blew us all away!
HEY!
Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker (or Riddler)’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!
HEY!
Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mis-ter freeze (beat)
cut the cheese (beat)
and blew (beat)
us all (beat)
a-way…HEY!!!
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
What the freaking heck?
Batmobile lost its wheel
So he hooked up with Beck
HOOOOKED UP WITH BECCCCCCCCCCK!!!
Driving on the highway,
Shooting cars with snow,
“Get of the road, jerk,” I say!
When the people blow!
Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!
Pissing on the roof,
I love this thing I know,
Saying, “Whoff poff duff!
diddladiidddeli dow!”
Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!
gibidadiduddidididuuuuu!
bombabadudididdaaaaa!
bommelummetrommelummeuuuu!
I think I kill santa!
Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!
THE END!
Jingle bells
Fuck me this smells,
Like a rotten leg,
Father Christmas rooted his reinders
With his wooden leg, hey!