Q: When does a baseball player wear armor?
A: To play the knight games.
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #11520
Q: Why couldn’t they sell soda pop at the doubleheader?
A: The home team lost the opener.
Joke #11515
The ticket seller at a high school basketball game let in the chicken, the turkey, the pheasant, and the goose. But he turned away the duck. Why?
Five fowls and you’re out.
Joke #11512
Q: What do pigs do when they play basketball?
A: Hog the ball.
Joke #11509
Q: What was the nearsighted chicken doing on the baseball diamond?
A: Trying to hatch a fowl ball.
Joke #11508
Q: What should a runner eat before a race?
A: Ketchup.
Joke #11507
Q: Why did the football player complain to the waiter?
A: There was a fly in his soup-er bowl.
Joke #11506
Q: Who has played for every hockey team in the National Hockey League?
A: The organist at Madison Square Garden.
Joke #11505
Q: What is a hermit?
A: A girl’s baseball glove.
Joke #11503
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a track-and-field star?
A: A floppy discus thrower.
Joke #11502
Q: How does a hockey player kiss?
A: He puckers up.
Joke #11501
Q: Why do fast-food lovers do so well in marathons?
A: They like to eat and run.
Joke #11500
Football Player: Coach, my doctor says I can’t play football.
Coach: You didn’t have to go to a doctor. I could have told you that.
Joke #11499
Q: Why did the basketball wear a bib?
A: So it wouldn’t dribble.
Joke #11493
Q: Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating popcorn balls?
A: They think they can’t use their hands.