Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: “I’ll be your host this evening.”
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #17970
Q: What happened to the worker who fell into the vat of bubble gum?
A: He got chewed out.
Joke #17900
CANNIBAL SON: “Can I eat the batter, mom?”
CANNIBAL MOM: “Yes, but only if he strikes out.”
Joke #17899
CANNIBAL FATHER: “Well, how did your team do today?”
CANNIBAL SON: “We creamed them.”
CANNIBAL FATHER: “In the finals?”
CANNIBAL SON: “No, in the main course.”
Joke #17853
Q: What do cannibals call a shipwreck?
A: Lunch.
Joke #17852
Q: What did the cannibal wife give her husband when he came home late?
A: The cold shoulder.
Joke #17699
Q: What became of the girl who drank shellac and died?
A: She became a ghost with a lovely finish!
Joke #17678
Q: Why did the ghost go to the foot doctor?
A: He had an in-groan toenail!
Joke #17497
Q: What pet food goes best with milk?
A: People crackers!
Joke #13751
Q: What’s red and green and appears every Christmas?
A: An airsick Santa!
Joke #13750
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps.
Joke #13730
Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!
Joke #13724
Q: Who is reindeer milk best for?
A: Baby reindeer!
Joke #13356
Q: What is black, white, and red?
A: A baby panda with diaper rash.
Joke #13209
PATIENT: “Doctor, when I came to you six months ago, you told me that to cure my rheumatism I should avoid dampness. I’ve followed your advice, but I’ve lost all my friends.”
DOCTOR: “When I told you to avoid dampness, I didn’t mean you couldn’t take a bath.”