Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #24622
Q: How do you fit 600 dead babies into a trunk?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get 600 dead babies out of the trunk?
A: Doritos.
Joke #24430
Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it’s their own fault for not having windows.
Joke #24423
Q: Where did Mary go after the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
Joke #24421
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City zoo.
Joke #24417
Q: What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
A: One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Joke #23463
Q: Did you know that a man once flew off the top of the Empire State Building and lived?
A: He lived until he hit the ground!
Joke #22558
Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in her wheelchair
Joke #22008
Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
Joke #21871
Q: How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she’s pregnant?
A: When she pulls out her tampon and it’s half eaten.
Joke #21855
Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A: A black guy with a spear through his head.
Joke #21854
Q: What’s the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?
A: You can’t unload watermelons with a pitchfork!
Joke #21851
Q: What’s the difference between a black girl’s pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Joke #21636
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading:
“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
No go! Next they tried “Catatonics and Colonics” Thumbs down again.
Then came, “Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives.”
But is was still not good! So they tried:
“Minds and Behinds”
“Analysis and Anal Cysts”
“Nuts and Butts”
“Freaks and Cheeks”
“Loons and Moons”
“Lost Souls and Butt Holes”
None worked.
Almost at their wits’ end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:
“Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends.”
APPROVED.
Joke #21635
Q: Why doesn’t KFC have toilet paper?
A: Cause it’s finger lickin’ good.