Q: Why can’t black people listen to country music?
A: Cause whenever someone says “Ho down” they think their sister is getting shot.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #22008
Q: What’s brown, bubbling, and knocking on a window?
A: A black baby in the microwave.
Joke #21871
Q: How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she’s pregnant?
A: When she pulls out her tampon and it’s half eaten.
Joke #21870
Q: Why don’t blacks have checkbooks?
A: They find it too hard to sign their names in spray paint.
Joke #21869
Q: What do you call a black guy having sex?
A: Rape.
Joke #21868
Q: When is the only time you smile and wink at a black guy?
A: When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Joke #21867
Q: What do you call a black guy with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape white women?
A: An inmate.
Joke #21866
Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: Canoes tip.
Joke #21864
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks to walk on their hind legs.
Joke #21863
Q: What is white and has a black asshole?
A: The Washington D.C. Mayor’s office.
Joke #21862
Q: Hear about the new perfume for black women?
A: It’s called “Eau de doo dah day.”
Joke #21861
Q: What’s the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school?
A: How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.
Joke #21860
Q: What do you call a black midget in Ireland?
A: A lepra-coon.
Joke #21859
Q: Did you hear about the black guy and the Mexican who opened a restaurant?
A: It’s called Nacho Mama.
Joke #21858
Q: Hear about the black version of “Shogun”?
A: It’s called “Shonuff.”