Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #13729
Q: How can you tell when Santa Claus is on your roof?
A: Your television reception is bad!
Joke #13728
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When it is going on vacation.
Joke #13726
Q: What do you get a monster for the holidays?
A: A really big present.
Joke #13725
Q: What do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
A: Auld Lang Swine.
Joke #13724
Q: Who is reindeer milk best for?
A: Baby reindeer!
Joke #13723
Q: If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light?
A: A womenorah!
Joke #13722
Q: What is a ghoul’s favorite holiday song?
A: The Holly and the Poison Ivy.
Joke #13721
Q: What is the army’s favorite plant?
A: Missile toe.
Joke #13720
Q: Where do reindeer go to dance?
A: Christmas balls.
Joke #13719
Q: What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle!
Joke #13718
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do January blizzards bring?
A: Lots and lots of snow!
Joke #13717
Q: What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?
A: The fright before Christmas.
Joke #13716
Q: How would you know if someone has an iPhone?
A: They’d tell you.
Joke #13357
Q: Why did the fly play outfield?
A: To catch the fly balls.