Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because B’s come after them.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #24629
Q: Why did the little mouse run away from home?
A: Because his father was a rat
Joke #24628
Q: Why cant a bank keep a secret?
A: Because there are too many tellers
Joke #24627
Q: What did the cake say to the candle?
A: You’re burning my back
Joke #24626
Q: What did yes say to no?
A: Maybe
Joke #24625
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania
Joke #24624
Q: What does a 500 pound parakeet say?
A: “Tweet!!!”
Joke #24623
Q: What did the book say to the page?
A: Don’t turn away from me
Joke #24577
Q: Why did the fat kid break the law?
A: So that he would be taken into custardy
Joke #24561
Q: What did the fish say when he banged his head?
A: Dam!
Joke #24533
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Joke #24532
Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: It was in tents (intense).
Joke #24431
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge.
Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
A: Giraffe. He’s stuck in a refrigerator.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at the birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Joke #24425
Q: What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
A: The second one.
Joke #24424
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.