Q: What’s a termite’s favorite movie star?
A: Woody Allen.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18202
Q: What was Scrooge’s favorite insect?
A: The humbug.
Joke #18201
Q: What would you get if you crossed fuzzy-haired creatures with cookie dough?
A: Troll House Cookies.
Joke #18200
Q: What would you get if you crossed a “Star Wars” movie with tomato sauce?
A: Jabba the Pizza Hut.
Joke #18199
Q: What do you get when you cross a reverend with a talking horse?
A: Minister Ed.
Joke #18198
Q: What would you get if you crossed Donatello with a farm animal?
A: A teenage Moo-tant Turtle.
Joke #18197
Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet and able to clean tall buildings with a single sponge?
A: Soaperman.
Joke #18196
Q: Who wears a mask and swings from curtain rods?
A: The Draped Crusader.
Joke #18195
Q: Where does Robin the Boy Wonder take his showers?
A: In the bat-room (bathroom).
Joke #18194
Q: Who’s squeaky clean and lives in a cave?
A: Bathman.
Joke #18193
Q: What was Bruce Wayne before he was Batman?
A: Bat boy.
Joke #18192
Q: How do sharks improve their TV reception?
A: With a satellite fish.
Joke #18191
Q: What does the Road Runner do when it can’t sleep?
A: It counts beep.
Joke #18189
Q: What do Smurfs sing?
A: The blues.
Joke #18188
Q: What do VCR tapes do on their day off?
A: They unwind.