Q: Why did the bean help the old woman across the street?
A: He was hoping to join the Boy Sprouts.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18286
Q: What’s the difference between tuna fish and a piano tuner?
A: A piano tuner doesn’t go well on toast.
Joke #18283
Q: Why did Silly Sally attach a rocket to her hamburger?
A: She liked really fast food.
Joke #18282
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack?
A: Fri-toes.
Joke #18281
Q: What’s the best way to mail a pizza?
A: With food stamps.
Joke #18280
Q: What did the mummy movie director say after shooting the last take?
A: “That’s a wrap!”
Joke #18279
Q: What do ghosts like best about computers?
A: Spreadsheets.
Joke #18276
Q: Who were the first monsters to fly?
A: The Fright Brothers.
Joke #18275
Q: Why did Dr. Jekyll cry when he fell?
A: He skinned his Hyde.
Joke #18274
Q: What would you get if you crossed a farmer with a zombie?
A: Someone who raises the dead.
Joke #18273
Q: What would you get if you crossed a zombie with a clown?
A: Someone who dies laughing.
Joke #18271
Q: Why was the ghost happy at the wedding reception?
A: She caught the boo-quet.
Joke #18270
Q: What do ghosts do around a campfire?
A: They tell scary people stories.
Joke #18268
Q: Why did the man look for buried treasure in the dragon’s cave?
A: He was seeking flame and fortune.
Joke #18267
Q: What did the dragon say to the gallant knight?
A: “You slay me.”