Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18529
Q: In a game of poker, what hand is the favorite with Jermaine, Jackie, Michael, Marlon and Tito?
A: Jacks and Fives.
Joke #18525
Q: What happened when the gardener accidentally sprayed his spice garden with herbicide instead of pesticide?
A: He ended up just killing thyme.
Joke #18524
Q: What do pirates from India call their flag?
A: The Jolly Raja
Joke #18504
Q: Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with poultry in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Because of the Peking Duck.
Joke #18503
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?
A: A cocka-poodle-doo!
Joke #18486
Q: What’s the difference between a King’s son, a monkey’s mother, a bald head, and an orphan?
A: One’s an heir apparent, the next is a hairy parent, the next has no hair apparent, and the last has nary a parent.
Joke #18472
Q: What does 36 inches make in Glasgow?
A: One Scotland yard!
Joke #18387
Q: What did the preacher say at the robot’s funeral?
A: “Rust in peace.”
Joke #18386
Q: What did the lumberjack say to the tree stump?
A: “Hollow down there!”
Joke #18385
Q: What would you get if you crossed a king’s wife with a car rental agency?
A: The Queen of Hertz.
Joke #18384
Q: What would you get if you crossed a sledgehammer with a Valentine?
A: A real heartbreaker.
Joke #18383
Q: What would you get if you crossed a pig with a tree?
A: A pork-u-pine.
Joke #18382
Q: What kind of tree keeps you warm?
A: A fur (fir) tree.
Joke #18381
Q: Why don’t trees go on trips?
A: Because they’re afraid to leaf home.