Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #8877
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Joke #8874
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing, they haven’t met!
Joke #8873
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Joke #8872
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Joke #8871
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Joke #8858
Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: The moo-vies!
Joke #8857
Q: Why was the policeman in bed?
A: Because he was an undercover cop.
Joke #8856
Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?
A: A little hoarse.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: When is an alien like a pony?
A: When he’s a little hoarse.
Joke #8855
Q: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?
A: A cauliflower.
Joke #8854
Q: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?
A: Cold cream.
Joke #8853
Q: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Joke #8852
Q: What did one cool alien say to the other?
A: Yo! You’re a far out dude!
Joke #8851
Q: What is black and white and blue all over?
A: A skunk in the North Pole
Joke #8823
Q: How come beachcombers never starve at the beach?
A: Because of all the sand-which-is there.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: How come the Martian didn’t starve to death in the desert?
A: Because of the sand which is there.