My German Shepherd has a superiority complex. Yesterday I lay down on the couch and he hit me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #10762
New Jersey is the “buildingest” state in the Union. Apartment complexes go up so fast, it’s not safe to nap in your own backyard. You could wake up under a parking lot.
Joke #10761
New York must be the nerve center of the country. It keeps giving Washington a pain in the neck.
Joke #10760
The only aliens who visit Earth are ones who lose campaign bets.
Joke #10759
Never believe a gypsy fortune teller who has to listen to weather forecasts.
Joke #10750
Did you hear about the man who invented a pen with a meatball point for people who wanted to write in tomato sauce?
Joke #10748
Did you hear about the farmer who planted the metal Christmas tree farm that didn’t work out?
Now he’s out looking for the salesman who sold him 5,000 aluminum acorns.
Joke #10741
Q: Why do fish swim in schools?
A: Because they can’t walk in schools.
Joke #10740
Q: Why did the bowling pins stop working?
A: Because they went on strike.
Joke #10739
Q: If a snake had feet, what would you call them?
A: Snakers instead of sneakers.
Joke #10738
Q: What is thin, white, and scary?
A: Homework.
Joke #10737
Q: When was meat so high?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Joke #10736
Q: What happened to the wind?
A: It blew away.
Joke #10735
Q: What is a green and pecks on a tree?
A: Woody wood pickle.
Joke #10734
Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band.