Q: Should kids with head colds go to school?
A: It’s snot for me to say.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11050
Q: What happened to the kid who ate too much junk food?
A: He tossed his cookies.
Joke #11049
Q: What’s worse, the fart from a rhinoceros or from a bull elephant?
A: No one has survived either to tell the tale.
Joke #11048
Q: Why is it rude to go to the bathroom in a public pool?
A: The public doesn’t swim in your toilet, so you shouldn’t go in their pool.
Joke #11047
Q: Why should you never pick your nose and then eat it?
A: You don’t know where that finger’s been!
Joke #11046
Q: Why did the body snatcher take his victim to the top of the hotel before eating him?
A: Because everything tastes better on the Ritz.
Joke #11045
Q: What sound does a dog make when it has an upset stomach?
A: Barf, barf!
Joke #11044
Q: What’s the difference between bad breath and a politician’s speech?
A: One’s a blast of hot, smelly air, and the other is a…uh…never mind.
Joke #11043
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant’s fart and a politician’s speech?
A: One’s a smelly load of hot air, and the other’s a discharge from a large mammal.
Joke #11042
Q: What’s green, slimy, and comes out of your nose?
A: Milk that went down the wrong way during lunch.
Joke #11041
Q: What happened to the kid who got sick watching “The Honeymooners”?
A: He ralphed.
Joke #11040
Q: What do you call a cartoon about a stingy man and his bird?
A: “Wren and Skimpy.”
Joke #11039
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a kid who hates school?
A: “Butt-head of the Class.”
Joke #11038
Q: What do you call a modern sitcom about a funny suburban kid who picks his nose and laughs obnoxiously?
A: “Leave It to Beavis”
Joke #11037
Q: What do you call a hamburger restaurant where kids pick their noses?
A: Booger King.