Q: What do ear wax and Milk of Magnesia have in common?
A: They both prevent a sound flow.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11065
Q: What do an elephant’s raised tail and a canary in a coal mine have in common?
A: They both warn of the approach of dangerous gases.
Joke #11064
Q: How do you know when you have too much ear wax build up?
A: Huh?? What did you say?
Joke #11063
Q: What is my yoga instructor’s name?
A: Annie Po Zishon
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Note: I actually made this joke
Joke #11062
Q: Why did the vampire have a sore throat?
A: Because of his coffin.
Joke #11061
Q: What do the breath of a kid who’s been eating chili dogs and a high-powered rifle have in common?
A: They both could stop a moose.
Joke #11060
Q: What happened to the kid who ate too much salad with bleu cheese dressing?
A: He blew chunks.
Joke #11059
Q: What happened to the pitcher who had too much lunch?
A: He hurled.
Joke #11058
Q: What are three things we know about body odor?
A: You can’t Ban it, you can’t keep it a Secret, and it affects Mennen women.
Joke #11057
Q: Why is having bad breath sort of like having something hanging from your nose?
A: Sometimes even your best friends won’t tell you.
Joke #11056
Q: How is body odor like growing peaches?
A: They both come from the pits.
Joke #11055
Q: What would you call a TV show about guys who have bad breath and want to date cheerleaders?
A: "Dream On."
Joke #11054
Answer: A guy who picks his nose and throws it, one who does no treat on Halloween, and Dr. Van Helsing from Dracula .
Question: Who’s a flicker, a tricker, and a wooden stake sticker?
Joke #11053
Q: Why didn’t Ann want to go out with the boy who was always picking his nose?
A: She felt that would be scraping the bottom.
Joke #11052
Q: Why should you heed your father’s advice about picking your nose?
A: Because father nose best.