Q: What do you call an earnest, hard-working kid who spends all his time sitting on the couch?
A: An eager Beavis.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke # 11122
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a mummified boy-king and a kid who watches rock videos?
A: Beavis and Tut-head.
Joke # 11121
Q: Why didn’t Ozzy Osbourne make it as a zookeeper?
A: He kept eating the bats.
Joke #11119
Q: What did the suicidal Frenchman say when St. Peter asked how he died?
A: “Eifel (off the) Tower”
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Note: I actually made this one.
Joke #11117
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station.
Joke #11109
Q: Why did the boy stick a hose in his friend’s ear?
A: He wanted to brainwash him.
Joke #11108
Q: What do you call a priest on a cell phone?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
Joke #11107
Q: What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?
A: We’re too young, we cantaloupe.
Joke #11106
Q: What did the leaves name their sons?
A: Russel.
Joke #11091
Q: Why did Ozzy Osbourne get fired from his job at the candy store?
A: He couldn’t stop biting the heads off the chocolate bunnies.
Joke #11071
Q: What motivates Leatherface to kill off all his victims?
A: He’s already killed off all his friends.
Joke #11070
Q: Why does Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre kill his victims with a chainsaw?
A: Because Lizzie Borden borrowed his ax for a family picnic.
Joke #11069
Q: What happened to Garth from Wayne’s World when he had too much Hamburger Helper with horseradish?
A: He heavily hurled the Hamburger Helper with horseradish.
Joke #11068
Q: In Wayne’s World, what happened to Wayne when he had too much spaghetti with special spicy sauce?
A: He spontaneously spewed the spaghetti with special spicy sauce.
Joke #11067
Q: What do the movies The Addams Family and The Wizard of Oz have in common?
A: They are both tales of the good, the bad, and the Pugsley.