Q: What do you call it when a European child clears his throat and spits?
A: A German lugey.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11227
Q: What do you get when you cross a bed wetter with a grasshopper?
A: A puddle jumper.
Joke #11226
Q: What did the class see when Dawn bent over too far?
A: The crack of Dawn.
Joke #11225
Q: What happened to the class when Johnny bent over too far?
A: They cracked up.
Joke #11224
Q: How did the kid who was peeling dress when he went out?
A: In layers.
Joke #11223
Q: Why did the sunburned kid suddenly have so many friends?
A: He was so a-peeling.
Joke #11222
Q: What condition occurs when someone bends over while steering a sailboat?
A: Ruddy cheeks.
Joke #11221
Q: What condition occurs when someone bends over while working on a sink?
A: Plumber’s butt.
Joke #11220
Q: What effect did the medicine have on the germs in the lower intestine?
A: It really wrecked’em (rectum).
Joke #11219
Q: Why aren’t dung beetles more popular with other bugs?
A: Dung beetles usually bring their work home with them.
Joke #11218
Q: How are dung beetles like fresh blueberries?
A: They both like to show up in muffins.
Joke #11217
Q: How did the man with a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his brains started to ooze out on the floor?
A: He felt he was slipping.
Joke #11216
Q: How did the man who had a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his accident?
A: He was completely mental.
Joke #11215
Q: Why did the fleas flee the boy who never washed?
A: They were chased away by the lice.
Joke #11214
Q: Why did the leech’s relatives want to get rid of him?
A: Because he was a drain on the family.