kihpo – v. to carry a basket suspended by a pole
A drunk stumbled out of a bar, bumped into a telephone pole, knocked into a trash can, and then fell flat on the sidewalk right in front of an uppity old spinster.
“Sir,” scolded the woman coldly, “if I were in your condition, I’d shoot myself.”
“Lady,” stammered the man, “if you were in my condition, you’d miss.”
Q: How did the man who had a metal pole stuck through his head feel after his accident?
A: He was completely mental.