Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: Dino-mite!
Category Archives: Jokes
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Joke #23463
Q: Did you know that a man once flew off the top of the Empire State Building and lived?
A: He lived until he hit the ground!
Joke #23457
Q: True or False? Dinosaurs made their nests in the same place every year.
A: True! Just like birds today, some dinosaurs would return to a nesting site year after year.
Joke #23456
Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular?
A: Over 150 years ago — thanks in part to a London exhibit in 1851 that included full-size replicas of dinosaurs
Joke #23455
Q: When and where was the first stegosaurian found?
A: In 1877 in Colorado
Joke #23454
Q: When scientists see ripple marks near a dinosaur fossil, what do they know?
A: The dinosaur lived near shallow water.
Joke #23426
Q: Why did the bird go to the theater?
A: She wanted to wait in the wings.
Joke #23425
Q: Where should you put your TV?
A: In a remote area.
Joke #23417
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the s’s.
Joke #23416
Q: What were the two talkative computers doing?
A: They were having a disc-cussion.
Joke #23391
Q: What does a car wear when it’s cold?
A: A car-digan
Joke #22822
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got trampled at the zoo?
A: He got rhino-ver.
Joke #22783
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Get jalapeno business.
Joke #22726
Q: Why does aspirin work?
A: Because it’s white.
Joke #22724
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.