Q: Where do young cows eat lunch at school?
A: The calf-eteria.
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Q: Where do young cows eat lunch at school?
A: The calf-eteria.
Q: What do you call a zebra that can’t see?
A: A referee.
Q: How do cows know what’s going on at school?
A: They read the bull-etin boards.
Q: Why was the elephant expelled from school?
A: Because he trunked (flunked) out.
Q: Why was Silly Sarah kicked out of art school?
A: She drew a blank.
SCIENCE TEACHER: “Can cats see better at night?”
CLASS CLOWN: “Yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight.”
Q: What kind of exams do cannibals like?
A: Taste tests.
Q: What happened to the cannibal who ate his teacher?
A: He had to cook with substitutes.
Q: What did the bad tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: “Fill me in when you get back.”
Q: Why was the little kid afraid to go to the dentist?
A: He was gum shy.
Q: How are bad teeth like Thanksgiving turkeys?
A: They both need a lot of filling.
MOTHER: “Has your bad tooth stopped aching?”
BOBBY: “I don’t know. The dentist kept it.”
Q: What would you get if you crossed Novocaine with a skeleton?
A: A numbskull.
Q: What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
A: Molar coasters.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: “This won’t hurt a byte.”