Q: How do slobs get to school?
A: On a drool bus.
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Q: How do slobs get to school?
A: On a drool bus.
Q: How do ghosts get to school?
A: On a ghoul bus.
Q: What do geniuses use to get clear?
A: Mental floss.
Q: What music did they play outside the castle?
A: Moat-zart.
TEACHER: “Who started this fight?”
BILLY: “Donald threw a rock at me, so I threw one back.”
TEACHER: “Why didn’t you come to me?”
BILLY: “Because your aim isn’t as good as mine.”
Q: When does a detective carry an umbrella?
A: When he’s undercover.
Q: What kind of birds always stick together?
A: Vel Crows.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Q: What do you call the period of time when nerds ruled the earth?
A: The Dork Ages.
Q: Where do you put a sick ballpoint pen?
A: In an ink-u-bator.
My school is so hygiene-conscious that on every street corner we have a flossing guard.
TEACHER: “Use ‘cultivate’ in a sentence.”
JIMMY: “One winter morning it was too cultivate (cold to wait) for the bus so I took the subway.”
Q: What would you get if you crossed hopscotch with hookey?
A: Someone who likes to skip school.
Joey Smith got so good at forging signatures he began charging his friends to write absentee notes for them. One day the principal found out and called him into the office.
“Well, Joey,” said the principal, “you’d better have a good excuse for me.”
“I do,” Joey replied. “But it’ll cost you.”
He’s so dumb all he could pass in school was the salt and pepper.