Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet and able to clean tall buildings with a single sponge?
A: Soaperman.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18196
Q: Who wears a mask and swings from curtain rods?
A: The Draped Crusader.
Joke #18195
Q: Where does Robin the Boy Wonder take his showers?
A: In the bat-room (bathroom).
Joke #18194
Q: Who’s squeaky clean and lives in a cave?
A: Bathman.
Joke #18193
Q: What was Bruce Wayne before he was Batman?
A: Bat boy.
Joke #18192
Q: How do sharks improve their TV reception?
A: With a satellite fish.
Joke #18191
Q: What does the Road Runner do when it can’t sleep?
A: It counts beep.
Joke #18189
Q: What do Smurfs sing?
A: The blues.
Joke #18188
Q: What do VCR tapes do on their day off?
A: They unwind.
Joke #18187
Q: What did the remote control say to the VCR?
A: “May I be forward with you?”
Joke #18186
Q: What did the VCR say to the radio?
A: “You just don’t get the picture, do you?”
Joke #18185
He’s so brainwashed by TV his parents bought him a VCR with On-Screen Deprogramming.
Joke #18184
Q: What do you call a TV junkie whose house gets hit by a tornado?
A: A mashed couch potato.
Joke #18183
Q: What show features cabbage-head lawyers on the West Coast?
A: “L.A. Slaw.”
Joke #18182
Q: What leg-rubbing bug wears a coonskin cap?
A: Davy Cricket.