Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1 + 1?
A: Because it didn’t have a brain
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #5430
Q: The United States Navy is the biggest Navy in the world. Who has the 2nd largest navy in the world?
A: The United States Army
Joke #5429
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: How can I get hard? I just got laid.
Joke #5428
Q: What do rabbits put into their computers?
A: Hoppy discs
Joke #5427
Q: What kind of guitars do whales play?
A: Eel-letric guitars
Joke #5426
Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by Indians?
A: A bartender
Joke #5425
Q: Where does a spider go for fun?
A: His favorite web site. (which of course is Squackle, we might add)
Joke #5424
Q: Why did the boy put a dictionary in his pants?
A: Because he wanted to be a smarty pants
Joke #5423
Q: What do you call rich air?
A: Millionaire
Joke #5422
Q: What did the dog say when it sat down on sandpaper?
A: Ruff, ruff
Joke #5421
Q: When is the best time to visit the library?
A: When there’s a title wave
Joke #5420
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves
Joke #5419
Q: What smells most in the kitchen?
A: Your nose
Joke #5418
Q: What has four eyes but can not see?
A: Mississippi
Joke #5417
Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A: A mushroom