Q: What did Joel say to Kristin?
A: Let’s have sex!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #5460
Q: What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
A: Acne comes on your face after puberty.
Joke #5459
Q: What’s better than winning the para-lympics?
A: Being able to walk.
Joke #5458
Q: How do you castrate a priest?
A: Kick the altar boy in the head.
Joke #5457
Q: How can you tell this site is gay?
A: Cause its as funny as your mom on drugs
Joke #5456
Q: Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear?
A: Clitty litter
Joke #5455
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Joke #5454
Q: What’s pink, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with a fork in its eye!
Joke #5453
Q: Why did the poo cross the road?
A: It never did; poo doesn’t have legs.
Joke #5452
What do you call nuts on your walls? Wallnuts
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth
Joke #5451
Q: What did Napoleon become after his twenty-ninth year?
A: Thirty years old.
Joke #5450
Q: What does a pig use to write with?
A: A pigpen.
Joke #5449
Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
A: Hold it and let it go.
Joke #5448
Q: Where did King Arthur take his girlfriend on a date?
A: To a knight club (nightclub)
Joke #5447
Q: How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?
A: Drop it from five feet. It won’t break during the first four feet.