Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday – the rest are weekdays.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #7819
Q: What has 2 banks but no money?
A: A river.
Joke #7818
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Joke #7817
Q: What does the sun skate on?
A: Solarblades
Joke #7816
Q: Which animal has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. It croaks every night.
Joke #7414
Q: Why do spiders make good baseball players?
A: They’re good at catching flies.
Mr. Clean Conversation
Joke #6515
Q: How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
Joke #6514
Q: How Do You Catch a Bear?
A: First you dig a hole and fill it up with ashes. Then you take some peas and and put it around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.
Joke #6513
Q: Does a deaf person need to worry about ear wax build up?
A: Not until its oozing out and hardening into a big pile on their shirt
Joke #6512
Q: What do you call a bag of chips that don’t belong to you?
A: NACHOS!
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Joke #6511
Q: Why is duct tape like “The Force”?
A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
Joke #6510
Q: How do you give someone a hickey?
A: Suck on a lollipop then shove it up their nose.
Joke #6509
Q: How does it feel to be eaten out ?
A: To be taken to McDonalds and given 3 extra Big Macs.
Joke #6508
Q: How do you jerk a guy off?
A: Wave a 20 in front of his face, if he’s stupid, he’ll go for 32 cents.