Q: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
A: A coat of paint.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #24860
Q: It is weightless, but it can be seen. Put it in a bucket, and the bucket will be lighter. What is it?
A: A hole.
Joke #24859
Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A: A river.
Joke #24858
Q: A woman gave birth to two sons who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same year, but they were not twins. How is this possible?
A: They were two of triplets.
Joke #24857
A man entered an ice cream shop and asked, “What flavors of ice cream do you have?”
“Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,” the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her throat, and seemed unable to continue.
“Do you have laryngitis?” the man asked sympathetically.
“No,” the girl whispered. “Just vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.”
Joke #24795
Q: What’s big, red, and flies?
A: A fire truck.
Joke #24793: Makin’ It Hail
You kno the expression make it rain? It means to throw money on ho’s. I made my own expression. Make it hail. I throw change at sluts. Theyll be like ” Stop, ow. wahy r u doin this! Wat r these nickels?!? Why r u doing this?!?” Ima b like “Cause ima baller on a budget bitch!!!”
Joke #24792
There were three blondes on an island and they didn’t know how to go home. A genie came along and granted each of them a wish.
The first blonde said: “I want to be smart enough to get off the island.” So she swam back home.
The second blonde said: “I want to be smarter than the first blonde!” So she built a boat and went home.
Then, when the genie asked what the third blonde wanted, she said: “I want to be smarter than all of them!”
So she walked across the bridge!
Joke #24786
Q: How do you keep a blonde occupied?
A: Unplug your stereo and tell her to turn it on.
Joke #24771
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
Joke #24770
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ha ha ha – I eat my poo!
Joke #24769
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F-18, F-16, B-52, F-15…
Joke #24767
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who? (Smell my poo)
Ahhahaha! (you laugh here)
Joke #24751
Q: What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang them the looser they get.
Joke #24748
Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.