My wife is a terrible cook. You could use her spaghetti to play tug of war!
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Joke #12413
You can’t win with kids. I ordered mine not to chew gum so they wouldn’t get toothaches. They swallowed it whole instead and got stomach aches.
Joke #12412
Parents drive kids crazy too! When kids run around the house and make noise, their parents say, “Sit down and be quiet!”
When kids finally sit down and be quiet, what do their parents say to them, “What’s the matter? Don’t you feel well?”
Joke #12411
If I was cremated, my ex-wife would probably have my ashes put in a spittoon.
Joke #12410
My great-grandfather invented bourbon. But he tested his invention so often that he never made it to the patent office.
Joke #12409
My husband has an odd job. If he has a job, it’s odd.
Joke #12408
“The brakes are gone!” cried the wife. “I can’t stop the car. What should I do?”
Her husband beside her in the front seat said, “Keep calm and look for a cheap economy car.”
“Why bother to look for a cheap economy car?” she asked.
“Do you think I’m going to let you stop by crashing into a brand new luxury car?”
Joke #12407
Bachelors, man was not meant to live alone. So get a dog.
Joke #12406
My husband cultivates friends like he does his garden… with continual digs.
Joke #12405
It’s easy to understand why my husband doesn’t mind his own business. He doesn’t own a mind or a business.
Joke #12404
Is my wife healthy? Well the answer is yes and no. Her heart is in bad shape from lack of exercise. And her tongue is in great shape from too much!
Joke #12403
My wife thinks she works for the F.B.I. She always has her nose in other people’s business.
Joke #12402
When it comes to rumors my wife is the Picasso of Gab. She has gossip down to a fine art.
Joke #12401
Did you hear about the teenaged gal who plans to run away from home as soon as she figures out how to pack the telephone?
Joke #12400
Two teenaged girls were talking. The first girl said, “Is it true that Gerald is real slow?”
The second teenager noted, “You bet he’s slow. In fact he was born ten days after his birthday.”