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Quote #16402

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“seriously, what the fuck is that noise?”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #13649

Posted on December 25, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“there’s noises coming out of your mouth. When you stop making noises out of your mouth, stop talking”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Joke #12412

Posted on November 25, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Parents drive kids crazy too!  When kids run around the house and make noise, their parents say, “Sit down and be quiet!”

When kids finally sit down and be quiet, what do their parents say to them, “What’s the matter?  Don’t you feel well?”

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Joke #11660

Posted on December 19, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What makes more noise than an alien in a bag?

A: Two aliens in a bag?

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mupatum

Posted on March 9, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

mupatum – n. that random asshole that is blatantly a lot older than the rest of the students in a classroom and makes lots of smartass random comments as well as extraneous noises that just pisses everyone in earshot of the fool

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geedaneuu

Posted on December 18, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

geedaneuu – n. a noise that makes your balls shrink/clitoris retract

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