Modern medicine isn’t that great. Doctors still can’t explain why or how a man who’s healthy all through the work year gets sick on the first day of his vacation.
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Joke #12924
DOCTOR: “Miss Smith, contrary to what you seem to think, you do not get Hong Kong flu from eating contaminated Chow Mein.”
Joke #12923
DOCTOR: “How’s the woman who swallowed the spoon?”
NURSE: “She hasn’t stirred at all.”
Joke #12922
A dentist told his patient, “I’m sorry, but your eye tooth will have to come out.”
The patient yelled, “I’ll still be able to see, won’t I?”
Joke #12921
Did you hear about the psychiatrist who put wheels on his couch so he could make house calls?
Joke #12920
A man went to see his doctor. The doctor said to him, “Are you following my orders to only have one drink a day, Mr. Jones?”
Mr. Jones replied, “Yes, I am, Doctor. Right now I’m up to March 5, 1985.”
Joke #12919
One thing you can always count on. That’s getting sick or having an accident as soon as your medical insurance expires.
Joke #12918
DENTAL INSTRUCTOR: “Gentlemen, how much should you charge a patient for a toothache?”
DENTAL STUDENT: “Don’t be ridiculous, Professor. Who’d want to buy a toothache?”
Joke #12917
PSYCHIATRIST: “When did you first notice you were a cat, Mrs. Huggson?”
MRS. HUGGSON: “Oh, in about my fifth or sixth life.”
Joke #12916
Did you hear about the shoe who went to see his doctor? Seems he wanted to be heeled.
Joke #12915
I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. When I wake up in the morning and see my wife in curlers and face cream, I get sick to my stomach.
Joke #12914
CONFUCIUS SAY: “No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.”
Joke #12913
There was a paramedic who bungled so many emergencies that people referred to his first aid as “lemon aid.”
Joke #12912
It wouldn’t be economically practical for doctors to come up with a miracle vitamin that would keep people healthy all of their lives. Then who would need doctors?
Joke #12911
“Yesterday I saw a dental hygienist having a fight with a manicurist over a doctor.”
“I’ll be they were battling tooth and nail.”