Q: What qualifies as good behavior in a ghetto school?
A: Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #21855
Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A: A black guy with a spear through his head.
Joke #21854
Q: What’s the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?
A: You can’t unload watermelons with a pitchfork!
Joke #21853
Q: What do you call a black person with an IQ of 15?
A: Gifted.
Joke #21852
Q: How do you get a black person to commit suicide?
A: Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.
Joke #21851
Q: What’s the difference between a black girl’s pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Joke #21850
Q: What do you call a black guy after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
A: Homeless.
Joke #21849
Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker?
A: Stranded.
Joke #21848
Q: Why don’t blacks stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
A: Their lips catching the wind will beat them to death.
Joke #21847
Q: What’s the difference between a pothole and a black guy?
A: You’d swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn’t you?
Joke #21846
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can get away from the blacks.
Joke #21845
Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 blacks?
A: Warden.
Joke #21844
Q: Why did the black guy cross the road?
A: Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Joke #21843
Q: What do you call five black guys hanging from a tree?
A: A Mississippi wind chime.
Joke #21842
Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?
A: It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.