Q: What’s the funniest bone in your body?
A: The humerus.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #13328
Q: Why did the potato go to France?
A: Because he wanted to be a French fry.
Joke #13327
Q: What do you call twin brothers?
A: A sunset.
Joke #13326
Q: What is a frog’s favorite game?
A: Hopscotch.
Joke #13325
Q: What did the hurricane say to the island?
A: I got my eye on you!
Joke #13324
Q: Is it ok to sleep on a full stomach?
A: I prefer sleeping on a bed.
Joke #13323
Q: Why did the elephant eat a 100 watt light bulb?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Joke #13321
Q: Why couldn’t Mozart find his teacher?
A: Because Mozart’s teacher was Hayden.
Joke #13320
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the chicken’s back.
Joke #13319
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: Meet you at the corner.
Joke #13317
Q: Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
A: She didn’t want to litter.
Joke #13316
Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: The chicken was on vacation.
Joke #13315
Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: A pig fell in the mud.
Joke #13314
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite thing to read?
A: A catalog.
Joke #13313
Q: Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
A: On honor rolls.