Q: Which pets are always found lying around the house?
A: Carpets!
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Q: Which pets are always found lying around the house?
A: Carpets!
Q: Which pets are the most musical?
A: Trumpets!
Q: What kind of dogs like to eat well?
A: Chow-hounds!
Q: What sign did Mr. Katzen put up when he opened a hot dog stand?
A: Katzen Dogs!
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
A: Purr-snips.
Q: Which vegetable is best for your favorite animal?
A: Petatoes!
Q: How would you describe, in a word, a dog who hogs all the food?
A: A pet-a-greed!
Q: What do you feed your pet frog?
A: Croakers and milk!
Q: What pet food goes best with milk?
A: People crackers!
Q: What kind of sandwich rolls do dogs prefer?
A: It doesn’t matter — as long as they have puppy seeds!
Q: Does a cat have nine lives?
A: Yes, but sometimes it has Tender Vittles, Friskies, or Puss in Boots!
Q: What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs and barcon!
LOSER: “Why do you call your dog ‘Fried Egg’?”
MR. IDIOT: “Because he rolls over easy!”
GUY: “How can that dictionary help you over the stream?”
MAN: “Because it’s a-bridged!”
1ST CAT: “How are you feline today?”
2ND CAT: “Not really up to scratch!”