Q: What word best describes the cat who went through college with an “A” average?
A: Purr-fect!
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Q: What word best describes the cat who went through college with an “A” average?
A: Purr-fect!
Q: Why do most people like cats?
A: They have pleasing purr-sonalities!
Q: Why do cats prefer milk?
A: It’s purr-fectly delicious!
1ST MAILMAN: “Did that dog bite you hard?”
2ND MAILMAN: “He did a first-class job!”
1ST MAILMAN: “A dog bit me on the leg this morning!”
2ND MAILMAN: “Did you put anything on it?”
1ST MAILMAN: “No, he liked it plain.”
Q: What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
A: Any bloodhound!
Q: What dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title?
A: A boxer, of course!
Q: Which dogs speak?
A: “Herd” dogs!
Q: Which dog is as warm as a blanket?
A: An afghan!
Q: Which dogs are made of wool?
A: Knit-pickenese!
Q: What dog is disliked by many?
A: The Doberman, because it’s a pinscher!
Q: Which dog won’t do a bit of work?
A: A “Lhasa” bones!
Q: Which dog sets a furious pace?
A: The rushin’ (Russian) wolfhound!
Q: What dog is always good for a laugh?
A: A Chihuaha!
Q: What terrier is like the little engine that could?
A: I think, a cairn!