Q: Hear about the new perfume for black women?
A: It’s called “Eau de doo dah day.”
Category Archives: (C) Racist Jokes
Joke #21861
Q: What’s the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school?
A: How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.
Joke #21860
Q: What do you call a black midget in Ireland?
A: A lepra-coon.
Joke #21859
Q: Did you hear about the black guy and the Mexican who opened a restaurant?
A: It’s called Nacho Mama.
Joke #21858
Q: Hear about the black version of “Shogun”?
A: It’s called “Shonuff.”
Joke #21857
Q: What is a black person’s favorite antiperspirant?
A: Unemployment.
Joke #21856
Q: What qualifies as good behavior in a ghetto school?
A: Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.
Joke #21855
Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A: A black guy with a spear through his head.
Joke #21854
Q: What’s the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?
A: You can’t unload watermelons with a pitchfork!
Joke #21853
Q: What do you call a black person with an IQ of 15?
A: Gifted.
Joke #21852
Q: How do you get a black person to commit suicide?
A: Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.
Joke #21851
Q: What’s the difference between a black girl’s pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Joke #21850
Q: What do you call a black guy after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
A: Homeless.
Joke #21849
Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker?
A: Stranded.
Joke #21848
Q: Why don’t blacks stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
A: Their lips catching the wind will beat them to death.