Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Category Archives: (C) Blonde Jokes
Jokes about Blondes.
Joke #8934
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You get to park in the handicap zone.
Joke #8933
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Joke #8932
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Joke #8931
Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: FULL
Joke #8930
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: “Way to go team!”
Joke #8929
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: Because they both drip when they’re fucked!
Joke #8928
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”
A: Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry….
Joke #8927
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Joke #8926
Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Joke #8925
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for chips.
Joke #8924
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Joke #8923
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Joke #8922
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Joke #8921
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets!