Category Archives: Dictionary

These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.

Eskimo Kiss

Eskimo Kiss – n. a kiss that isn’t really a kiss, just 2 people rubbing noses together.  Eskimos kiss this way because its so cold where they live that they can’t kiss with their mouths or else they’d die.  This is also why Eskimos have red noses, because they get very irritated after they have sex without taking their clothes off, and all they can do is use their noses to Eskimo kiss.  Its sad.

escapee

escapee – n. a type of fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy