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#5967: MercuryLight -> MyLeftTesticle

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I forget what the first part of the message was since it was in another IM window that I closed. But, the rest makes sense, even without the first part.

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MercuryLight: shutup then

MyLeftTesticle: Don’t tell me to shut up

MercuryLight: ok

MyLeftTesticle: I got freedom of speech, boy.

MercuryLight: calm down

MyLeftTesticle: You calm down.

MercuryLight: ummmm. . .ok

MercuryLight: lol

MyLeftTesticle: …

MyLeftTesticle: That’s not funny, you dolt.

MercuryLight: ok

MercuryLight: cool word

MercuryLight: dolt

MercuryLight: lol

MercuryLight: are u a wiccan?

MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, it should be your name since it’s so cool, and you’re so cool, too. I’m gonna start callin’ you that from now on.

MyLeftTesticle: I am not a wiccan.

MercuryLight: ok

MercuryLight: i’m cool?

MercuryLight: No, you think you’re cool.

MercuryLight: no i dont

MyLeftTesticle: Good, ’cause no one thinks you are cool, either.

MercuryLight: shutup

MyLeftTesticle: What did I say?

MyLeftTesticle: Don’t tell me to shut up.

MercuryLight: do u no how 2 knock poeple off AIM?

MyLeftTesticle: Do you know how to spell?

MercuryLight: yes

MyLeftTesticle: Then, please for everyone’s sake, spell correctly.

MercuryLight: ok

MyLeftTesticle: Thank you.

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#5966: Daisy -> MyLeftTesticle

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Daisy: i saw you

MyLeftTesticle: So?

MyLeftTesticle: I saw me too

Daisy: lol

Daisy: . . .

MyLeftTesticle: What?

MyLeftTesticle: So, you saw me…And your point is?

Daisy: . . . .

Daisy: I don’t understand you

MyLeftTesticle: Me either…I don’t understand me a lot

MyLeftTesticle: Welcome to the club

Daisy: ok

MyLeftTesticle: Hey

MyLeftTesticle: Guess what

MyLeftTesticle: Dude

Daisy: what

MyLeftTesticle: You and me, we’re cool about things, right?

Daisy: about what?

MyLeftTesticle: About whatever

Daisy: i have no idea what you are talking about

MyLeftTesticle: Like, friends…

Daisy: okay yah

MyLeftTesticle: So, we can talk about anything, right?

Daisy: sure ….

Daisy: depends what is this about

MyLeftTesticle: Do you have a birthmark in the shape of Argentina?

Daisy: i have no idea what your talking about again

MyLeftTesticle: You know what I mean.

Daisy: no i have no idea

MyLeftTesticle: Yes, you do.

Daisy: no

MyLeftTesticle: How come you liked me?

Daisy: i didnt

Daisy: as a friend

Daisy: your physcopath sister

Daisy: always thought i did

MyLeftTesticle: Eh, my sister was always pretty stupid…

MyLeftTesticle: Why did she think that?

Daisy: cuz we were friends

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…

MyLeftTesticle: You never did like me?

Daisy: just as a friend

Daisy: stop asking me

Daisy: im going to put u on block

MyLeftTesticle: What are you talking about?

Daisy: here I’ll show you

MyLeftTesticle: huh?

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Then she goes on to ignore me…Dumb bitch…

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#5965: Tortuga -> MadManWithAnAxe

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Tortuga: you are crazy

Tortuga: you need to work on your profile

Tortuga: you sound like a weirdo

MadManWithAnAxe: you sound like marlon brando

Tortuga: thanks

Tortuga: crazy

MadManWithAnAxe: c-c-crazy?

Tortuga: i gotta go cause you are odd

MadManWithAnAxe: i think YOU’RE the crazy one, teacozy man

Tortuga: what

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

Tortuga: no i am trying not to

MadManWithAnAxe: then don’t

Tortuga: im not i told you i was leaving so stop talking to me

Tortuga: and you need some help

MadManWithAnAxe: stop responding

MadManWithAnAxe: no wait come back, i need you!

MadManWithAnAxe: Did you just call me a toaster oven?  What the hell is your problem?

Tortuga: you are crazy shut up

MadManWithAnAxe: let’s dance

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#5964: IgetBORED -> Flamable Lector

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IgetBORED: hi

Flamable Lector: hi

IgetBORED: heheh we watched porn and ate popcorn lst nite, not good combo

Flamable Lector: hehehe

IgetBORED: but porn sucks. never watch it alone, so cant spank the ol proverbial monkey

Flamable Lector: good point, but too much shared there dude

IgetBORED: that reminds me

IgetBORED: i gotta jack off

IgetBORED: cya

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#5956: ShockTheMonkey -> SugaGal

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ShockTheMonkey: hi

SugaGal: howz u

ShockTheMonkey: im fine

ShockTheMonkey: you damn freakin plumber

SugaGal: wot?

ShockTheMonkey: you heard

SugaGal: well actually i saw, not heard

ShockTheMonkey: can it. you talk too much

SugaGal: woteva

ShockTheMonkey: your not just a plumber

SugaGal: no?

ShockTheMonkey: your a butt ugly plumber

SugaGal: go to hell

ShockTheMonkey: sure

SugaGal: u talk so much shit

ShockTheMonkey: so much what???

SugaGal: SHIT

ShockTheMonkey: thats whats on your hands from cleaning my toilet you monkey

SugaGal: shut up

ShockTheMonkey: sure thing.

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#5954: twinlover -> Ju§t1n

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twinlover: hey a/s/l

Ju§t1n: 16/m/LA

Ju§t1n: u?

twinlover: 18/f/az

Ju§t1n: really?

twinlover: yeah y

Ju§t1n: y? you asked for my asl so i asked for yours

twinlover: am I too old for u or what

Ju§t1n: no your ok

Ju§t1n: your moving to fast

Ju§t1n: are u there?

twinlover: huh what

Ju§t1n: how can you be too old for me?

Ju§t1n: are you blind?

Ju§t1n: can you read this?

Ju§t1n: do i ask too many questions?

Ju§t1n: am i annoying you?

Ju§t1n: can you give me an answer?

Ju§t1n: are you ok?

Ju§t1n: are you there?

Ju§t1n: must i repeat myself?

twinlover: no

twinlover: I am here sorry

Ju§t1n: so what are you doing?

twinlover: talkn to a friend

twinlover: u

Ju§t1n: well more like 3 over here

twinlover: kool

twinlover: got a gf

Ju§t1n: no

Ju§t1n: do you have a gf?

twinlover: not at the moment

Ju§t1n: will you have a girlfriend soon?

twinlover: no but I might have a bf soon maybe

twinlover: u

Ju§t1n: i have no boyfriends but i DO have a groom. Were getting married.

twinlover: what say that again

twinlover: ur how old

Ju§t1n: 29

Ju§t1n: i must have made a typo earlier

twinlover: male or female

Ju§t1n: both

twinlover: u r confusing me

Ju§t1n: am I?

twinlover: yeah

Ju§t1n: are you?

twinlover: both what do u mean

Ju§t1n: shimmy

twinlover: I am a female only

Ju§t1n: well that can be changed

twinlover: what the hell is wrong with u

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#5953: Ju§t1n -> sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY / Elite Force -> Singing Carrot

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Ju§t1n: It all begins with a simple IM conversation…

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Ju§t1n: hi

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: hi

Ju§t1n: a/s/l?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: 16.f.kali

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yew

Ju§t1n: are you really?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yes

Ju§t1n: ok because there are alot of liars out there

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: okay..

Ju§t1n: are you a liar?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: nope

Ju§t1n: are you lieing about not lieing?

Ju§t1n: if you dont answer me your a liar

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: im not lieng

Ju§t1n: HOW COULD YOU … YOU LIAR!

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: go away

Ju§t1n: why?

Ju§t1n: are you there?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: UHG

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yer ANNOYiNG

Ju§t1n: why am i annoying?

Ju§t1n: answer me

Ju§t1n: UGH

Ju§t1n: go away

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AT THIS TIME I THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER IM ME AGAIN BUT I KEPT GOING…

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Ju§t1n: hello

(NO ANSWER)

Ju§t1n: bonjour

(NO ANSWER)

Ju§t1n: salut

(NO ANSWER)

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THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT IT SAID SHE WASN’T ON ANYMORE WHICH I KNEW WAS FAKE BECAUSE I WAS ON 2 DIFFERENT NAMES. THIS GOT ME MAD…

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Runtime Error 1: HELLO, this is MYSTERY HACKER… WHY YOU IGNORE ME?

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IT THEN SAID SHE WAS NO LONGER ON AGAIN SO I LOGGED ON AGAIN…

I HAD COME UP WITH A VERY ANNOYING “SONG”

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Runtime Error 2: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONY

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: STOPPP

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: STOPPP

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I THEN IMED HER ON RUNTIME 3 AND 4

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Runtime Error 3: STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HAT

Runtime Error 4: AND CALLEDIT MACCARONI

Runtime Error 2: YANKEE DOODLE KEEP ITUP

Runtime Error 3: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…

Runtime Error 4: YA DA DA DA DA DA…

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

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THEN SHE WAS NO LONGER ON AGAIN. I LOGGED ON TO YET SOME MORE NAMES…

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This SN is Lame: do you know yankee doodle?

This SN is Lame: yankee doodlekeep it up….

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: OMG

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

This SN is Lame: yankee doodle…

This SN is Lame: dandy!

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THEN SHE WASNT ON ANYMORE.(YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT)

————–

Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN…

Singing Carrot: RIDING NO A PONY

Singing Carrot: HIP HIP HOORAY!

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AND THEN ANOTHER NAME.

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JustInCaseUBite: HIP HIP HOORAY!

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I WAS THEN ABOUT TO LOG ONTO 2 MORE NAMES WHEN THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENED… I GOT AN IM FROM HER FRIEND.(Elite Force)

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EliteForce: hi u ass

EliteForce: leave her alone you fucking stalker

Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE

EliteForce: ur a moron

Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE

EliteForce: i’m about to Yankee Doodle my foot up ur ass

Singing Carrot: Will it make maccaroni?

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AFTER THAT LAST REMARK I WAS LMAO

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EliteForce: Dude girls hate over obessive guys

Singing Carrot: good

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THEN I NEVER GOT ANOTHER INSTANT MESSAGE… BUT I HAD A FUCKING FUN TIME LOL.

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#5951: Melissag -> Mugen Guy

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Melissag: hi

Mugen Guy: hi

Melissag: hi

Mugen Guy: howz it goin whats the good word?

Melissag: who is this

Mugen Guy: this is mugen

Melissag: huh?

Mugen Guy: my name is mugen

Mugen Guy: whats your name

Melissag: how do you pronounce that

Melissag: missy

Mugen Guy: muugin

Melissag: what ethnicity are you? i dont mean to offend you by that question..sorry if i do..i just have never heard that name before

Mugen Guy: german mexican

Melissag: so is your name german or mexican?

Mugen Guy: neither my dad likes honda a lot so he named me after a honda tuner[

Melissag: lol cute cute

Melissag: do you skate?

Mugen Guy: thanks hehe

Mugen Guy: no but i wear the shoes

Melissag: haha

Melissag: that doesnt count buddy

Melissag: i just thought that since roller was in your sn that you did

Melissag: but its all good

Mugen Guy: naw this my friends s/n

Mugen Guy: my screen name is circuitsi

Melissag: oh

Melissag: so are you two just bored?

Mugen Guy: no i like talking to new people cause people dont find me attractice so they dont talkto me

Mugen Guy: have you ever seen goonies?

Melissag: haha random

Mugen Guy: random what?

Mugen Guy: ?

Mugen Guy: ?

Melissag: that question

Mugen Guy: no

Mugen Guy: i look like the guy from goonies

Mugen Guy: “hey you guys”

Melissag: oh

Melissag: oh i havent seen that movie

Mugen Guy: oh well hes ugly

Mugen Guy: jk

Melissag: whatever

Mugen Guy: do you have a picture

Melissag: you probablyarent as ugly as you say or think you are

Melissag: yeah

Mugen Guy: will you send your pic to me a volksi@aol.com

Melissag: sorry i dont out my picture to people i dont know

Mugen Guy: oh well you want my pic first?

Melissag: if you want to send it to me its your choice

Melissag: i wont stop you

Mugen Guy: will you send yours if i send mine first

Melissag: geeze…either send me your picture or dont

Melissag: either way i wont lose sleep over this

Mugen Guy: hey there is no need to get all upset…are you on your period?

Melissag: hey are you lame?

Mugen Guy: no but i like limes

Mugen Guy: im sorry i think im schizophrenic

Mugen Guy: i have multiple personalities im a 5150

Melissag: uhhh ok..well it was nice talking to you

Mugen Guy: i took acid like 8 times and im legally insane

Mugen Guy: have a stupendous evening

Melissag: bye

Mugen Guy: why are you leaving

Mugen Guy: whats up howz it goin

Melissag: cuz you are lame

Melissag: i dont talk to randoms

Mugen Guy: what are randoms

Melissag: you

Mugen Guy: what am i though

Mugen Guy: im a carbon breathing human just like you

Mugen Guy: does that mean you are a random

Melissag: youre some random i dont even know….and you are weird

Mugen Guy: if im a random and i breath air does that make you a random too cause you breath air dont you

Melissag: ok stop talking

Mugen Guy: ok but can i still type cause im not using my mouth just my fingers

Mugen Guy: you gotta be specific

Mugen Guy: have you ever seen that one movie with jean claude van damme

Mugen Guy: bloodsport

Melissag: omg shut up

Mugen Guy: where he goes son of a bitch …..is that good enough guys

Mugen Guy: is it possible to shut up…or can i shut down will that work too

Mugen Guy: ?

Mugen Guy: thats rude your not supposed to ignore people

Mugen Guy: didnt the pack of wolves that raised you teach you any manners?

Mugen Guy: oh sorry wrong im

Mugen Guy: please dont go …you konow like that song by john secada

Mugen Guy: cmon if you dont talk to my im gonna commit suicide well john my other half is but ill still be here

Mugen Guy: i guess i came on too strong ay well take care now byebye then

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#5949: blowthetoad -> ELeMenT

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blowthetoad: WAWAWA!!!!! I ATE A PINK TUNA!

ELeMenT: wtf dude thats sick

blowthetoad: not if you wear pink pants on your head and plug your nose, and look like rodger rabbit, and have a black dot on the tip of your nose!

ELeMenT: dude idk if its drugs you are taking or drugs you need to be takin, but do SOMETHING

blowthetoad: why, roger rabbit is a sex symbol!

ELeMenT: dude get some sleep

blowthetoad: why!!!!! im sexier than the poo in your bottox!

ELeMenT: holy shit dude lol

blowthetoad: but it’s true…..

ELeMenT: hahaa

blowthetoad: don’t laugh at me you bisexual ape with a pokédot pokémon bow in your hair!!!!!!!!!!

ELeMenT: ok

blowthetoad: promise?

blowthetoad: cross your heart?

blowthetoad: hope 2 die?

blowthetoad: stick a poo in your eye?

blowthetoad: DEAL

blowthetoad: :: SHAKES HANDS ::

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#5948: blowthetoad -> KinkyKat

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blowthetoad: how’s carly?

KinkyKat: uMM iM SurE ShEs oK

KinkyKat: whoS Dis

blowthetoad: chicken little

blowthetoad: and you?

KinkyKat: uMM

KinkyKat: BoB

blowthetoad: wow

blowthetoad: my mom’s name is ‘BoB’!!! WITH A CAPITOL B!

KinkyKat: Coo Coo

blowthetoad: Si Si

KinkyKat: LoLz

KinkyKat: coMo eSTa (how are you?)

blowthetoad: asi asi (eh…i’m okay)

blowthetoad: y tu? (and you?)

KinkyKat: Mas o MeNos (:: shrugs ::)

blowthetoad: umm…. ok

blowthetoad: si* (yes)

KinkyKat: Naw FreaLz….

KinkyKat: wHo i S diS?

blowthetoad: CHICKEN LITTLE!!!!!

KinkyKat: oK

KinkyKat: Do i Noe u?

KinkyKat: asHLeY?

blowthetoad: AnD wHy Do yOu YoU tYpE LiKe ThIs?

blowthetoad: does it do it automaticly?

KinkyKat: uH No

KinkyKat: HaBiT

KinkyKat: i oNo

blowthetoad: habit?

KinkyKat: YeaH suRe

blowthetoad: weeeeee

blowthetoad: :: toots :: (habbit)

KinkyKat: ??

KinkyKat: oK

KinkyKat: iM coNFuSeD

blowthetoad: lets start from the top….

blowthetoad: i farted…..

KinkyKat: oK

blowthetoad: it’s a habbit…..

KinkyKat: oK

blowthetoad: got it?

KinkyKat: i caNt SPeLL?

blowthetoad: exactly

blowthetoad: thats my point

blowthetoad: duh

KinkyKat: oK TheN

KinkyKat: Too BaDD i Nu DaT ALreaDy

blowthetoad: alright

blowthetoad: yeah

blowthetoad: oh well

blowthetoad: lifes a big pickle….

KinkyKat: PiCKLeS R GrosS

blowthetoad: no

blowthetoad: i like them

KinkyKat: YES

KinkyKat: Woo Hoo FeR u

blowthetoad: cucumbers are also yummy

KinkyKat: oK

KinkyKat: do i Noe u??

blowthetoad: yes…. and a big H( o )( o ) TER PAIR FOR YOU!

blowthetoad: YeS No MaYbE So

KinkyKat: wtF!

KinkyKat: oK wHo r u?

blowthetoad: C

blowthetoad: H

blowthetoad: I

blowthetoad: C

blowthetoad: K

blowthetoad: E

blowthetoad: N

KinkyKat: uR MaKiNg MeeH MaD!!

blowthetoad: L

blowthetoad: I

blowthetoad: T

blowthetoad: T

KinkyKat: BYe

blowthetoad: L

blowthetoad: E

blowthetoad: WAIT!!!!!!

KinkyKat: wHAT

blowthetoad: REMEMBER ME!????

KinkyKat: uH No

KinkyKat: ………………………………….!!!!!!!!!!!!

blowthetoad: yes…..

blowthetoad: im sorry u had to hear that

blowthetoad: my dog farted in your face….

KinkyKat: wHaT

KinkyKat: oK

KinkyKat: NewaYz

KinkyKat: Bye

blowthetoad: thtinky poo

blowthetoad: WAIT!!!!!!1

blowthetoad: my name is….

blowthetoad: ASHLEY

KinkyKat: Too BaDD iTz NawT HuH

KinkyKat: …….. braNdon??

blowthetoad: i know :-\

KinkyKat: watEVeR

KinkyKat: Go awaY

blowthetoad: huh?

blowthetoad: where did u get brandon from?

KinkyKat: suM1

blowthetoad: oh, that one person…..

KinkyKat: YaH

KinkyKat: DiS oNe PeRsoN

blowthetoad: No LiMiT KuTHi?

KinkyKat: YaH

blowthetoad: i see

KinkyKat: woW

blowthetoad: what

KinkyKat: Bye

blowthetoad: wait

KinkyKat: oK

blowthetoad: bye, i THOUGHT this was michael…..

KinkyKat: NewaYz

blowthetoad: guess not

KinkyKat: GoodbYe!!

blowthetoad: tu gordo pito……

KinkyKat: sure

blowthetoad: asta lasanga, poopé face!

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#5946: blowthetoad -> Janelle

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blowthetoad: weeee

Janelle: wut

Janelle: i can’t talk

Janelle: bye

blowthetoad: huh?

Janelle: bye

blowthetoad: why are u online then?

Janelle: becuase

Janelle: i’am looking things up

blowthetoad: aim is for talk

Janelle: soo

blowthetoad: then why are you on?

blowthetoad: if u can’t talk

Janelle: becuase

Janelle: i donno

blowthetoad: there is no point

Janelle: soo

blowthetoad: well, people are gonna im you

blowthetoad: and u can’t talk

blowthetoad: and aim is for talk…

blowthetoad: so why be on?

Janelle: beucase

Janelle: i’am waitng for someone to get on

blowthetoad: i thought you can’ttalk

Janelle: i’am not talking i’am gonna talk when the person gets on

blowthetoad: ok, i will im you when the personget’s on ok?

Janelle: oh k

blowthetoad: why do u deside 2 talk when that person get’s on?

Janelle: becuase

Janelle: ok i’ll talk now

Janelle: omg

blowthetoad: what

Janelle: y

Janelle: nm

blowthetoad: k

blowthetoad: wee woo

Janelle: yea ok

blowthetoad: ha hah ahah

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#5944: blowthetoad -> THEvPROPHET

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blowthetoad: poop

THEvPROPHET: hi

THEvPROPHET: whos this?

blowthetoad: booger wooger

THEvPROPHET: who is this?!

blowthetoad: john jacb jingle hiemer schmitt

THEvPROPHET: is this jack?

blowthetoad: yah

blowthetoad: to tell you the truth………

blowthetoad: YOU DON’T KNOW JACK, CUZ YOUR ON CRACK!

THEvPROPHET: no im not

blowthetoad: hinkle dinkle winkle do!

blowthetoad: do you eat boogers?

THEvPROPHET: is this jack?

blowthetoad: don’t know

THEvPROPHET: ur friggin gay

blowthetoad: your mama yo daddy, yo bald headed granny with a hole in her pantie!

blowthetoad: stop screaming at my microwave, face it…..

blowthetoad: DONT LOVE YOU!

blowthetoad: LALALAALALALALA