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#8549: Jessie -> Holic1299

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Jessie: I am lost. Will you help me find my way?

Holic1299: who are you?

Jessie: I hit my head on a tree branch and can’t remember who I am.

Holic1299: very funny

Jessie: I find nothing funny about that

Holic1299: who the hell are ya?

Holic1299: I have no time for jokes like that now

Jessie: I’m not joking I reallly did hit my head and can’t remember who I am…..*cries* oh no the birds are gonna peck my skull again

Holic1299: oh yeah

Holic1299: so why did ya chose to contact me then :rolleyes:

Jessie: because I thought you might know the directions to the gingerbread house.

Holic1299: goodbye

Jessie: don’t leave…

Jessie: It’s all your fault I’m stuck in the wilderness anyways…if you wouldn’t have eaten the bread crumbs I threw on the ground I wouldn’t be lost….

Holic1299 signed off at 6:07:59 PM.

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#8540: XI -> LyCelt

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XI: are u in the ira?

LyCelt: yes!

LyCelt: my dad owns the IRA.

XI: do u guys go out drinking a lot of booze

LyCelt: yes we get shitefaced every night.

LyCelt: in fact, I’m shitefaced right now.

XI: kewlie

LyCelt: I’m the master bomb wirer so they hit me up with some Guinness and cherry flavoured cigars and I get working!

XI: woa that is so kewl.

LyCelt: YES SO WHERE ARE MY SUPPLIES?! I gotta bomb me some 2 story buses!!!!

XI: -hides- i dont know where u supplies are

XI: maybe you left them in the garage?

LyCelt: WE DON’T HAVE A GARAGE. My dumbass uncle Patrick blew it up last week.

LyCelt: That stupid Mick, doesn’t know his left arm from his right pinky toe!

XI: r u serios?????? is he retarded or something???!!!!

LyCelt: no he is just crazy like all of us.

XI: o i c

XI: do you eat potatoes

LyCelt: Who in the hell DOESN’T eat potatoes?!

XI: u have a point

XI: but u are supposed to eat potatoes

LyCelt: AND WHY IS THAT?!

XI: cus ur irish n irish people eat lot of potatoes.

LyCelt: WE DO NOT!

LyCelt: HOW ABOUT I TAKE A TATER AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE FOR THAT COMMENT?!

XI: i dont mean to offend u.

LyCelt: I’LL GET MY UNCLE PATRICK TO BLOW UP YOUR GARAGE IF YOU DON’T STFU AND STOP MAKING RACIST COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

XI: ok sorry

XI: gtg bye

XI signed off at 4:12 PM

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#8538: MadManWithAnAxe -> doomsday

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MadManWithAnAxe: What the hell did you just call me?

doomsday: nothin

doomsday: what r u talkinabout

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

doomsday: i haent even talked to u

MadManWithAnAxe: yeah you did

MadManWithAnAxe: it was a while ago

doomsday: when

doomsday: i dont remember

MadManWithAnAxe: well we were discussing midget porn

doomsday: midget porn

MadManWithAnAxe: yep

doomsday: ok well ive never talked bout midget porn before

MadManWithAnAxe: you did with me

doomsday: umm no i didnt

MadManWithAnAxe: we were contimplating how it will inevitably collapse the
structure of american economics

MadManWithAnAxe: remember now?

doomsday: no

MadManWithAnAxe: oh

MadManWithAnAxe: well….wanna talk about it now?

MadManWithAnAxe: c’mon

MadManWithAnAxe: everybody’s doing it

MadManWithAnAxe: don’t you wanna be popular?

doomsday: umm no

doomsday: i dont want to talk bout miget porn

MadManWithAnAxe: well…what do you want to talk about?

MadManWithAnAxe: Toast fucking?

MadManWithAnAxe: it’s this new thing where you fuck, or get fucked with toast

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#8532: MadManWithAnAxe -> EmoKid

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MadManWithAnAxe: howdy, sunshine

EmoKid: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll give you 3 guesses

EmoKid: how bout u tell me cuz im to busy to guess

MadManWithAnAxe: busy with what?!?

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re too good for me now????

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought we were ”bestest friends forever”

EmoKid: looking for a new camera

MadManWithAnAxe: we signed that treaty

EmoKid: ya well i am when i dont know who the fuck u are

MadManWithAnAxe: i have to go

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll see you tomorrow

MadManWithAnAxe: fucker

EmoKid: NO u wont

EmoKid: cuz u dont know me FUCK FACE

EmoKid: FUCK a treaty

MadManWithAnAxe: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but….

MadManWithAnAxe: i….love…you

EmoKid: u dont even know who i am

MadManWithAnAxe: i just could never tell you

MadManWithAnAxe: until now

EmoKid: u dont even know my name

MadManWithAnAxe: do name’s matter when it comes to true love?

MadManWithAnAxe: what’s in a name?

MadManWithAnAxe: a rose by any other blah blah blah…

EmoKid: yes it does and im not telling u my name

EmoKid: i dont even know u or where u live or who u are

MadManWithAnAxe: none of that matters anymore

MadManWithAnAxe: will……will you be my date to the prom?

MadManWithAnAxe: your silence says everything

MadManWithAnAxe: i know about……her

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ve known all along

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you changed

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you were different

MadManWithAnAxe: but i guess i was naive

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re all the same

EmoKid: u dont know if im a femal or male i dont know what the hell u are

MadManWithAnAxe: what difference does it make??!?!

MadManWithAnAxe: i LOVE you

EmoKid: it makes a big difference

MadManWithAnAxe: how so?

EmoKid: cuz if u dont know me than u cant love me

MadManWithAnAxe: but, i DO love you

MadManWithAnAxe: i love you with all my soul

EmoKid: u dont know me fucker

MadManWithAnAxe: i know you enough to love you

MadManWithAnAxe: i WANT you

MadManWithAnAxe: i NEED you

MadManWithAnAxe: i LOVE you

EmoKid: U DONT KNOW ME AT ALL

MadManWithAnAxe: how could you say that?!? after all we’ve been through

EmoKid: we havent been throught ne thing

MadManWithAnAxe: :-(all the good times we had

EmoKid: if u knew me u would know my name

EmoKid: if u really did feel that way u would tell me who u were

MadManWithAnAxe: if you don’t know….then i guess you don’t love me anymore

MadManWithAnAxe: oh yeah, and that kiss….IT MEANT NOTHING

EmoKid: what kiss

MadManWithAnAxe: :'(YOU DON’T REMEMBER?!?

EmoKid: i dont know who u are so no i woulndt know

MadManWithAnAxe: i hate you

MadManWithAnAxe: i HATE you

EmoKid: ok good i dont even know u

EmoKid: so i dont give a FUCK

MadManWithAnAxe: how could you say that

EmoKid: because i can

MadManWithAnAxe: and not for the better

EmoKid: like i said u dontk now if im a guy or a girl so ya

MadManWithAnAxe: bye

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#8531: MadManWithAnAxe -> EmoKid

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MadManWithAnAxe: yeah, he reminds me of tony danza in a way…

EmoKid: whos this?

MadManWithAnAxe: i go by many names…

MadManWithAnAxe: most would refer to me as Spanky McTweezleberry

MadManWithAnAxe: but YOU, my friend, will refer to me as CAPTAIN Spanky

EmoKid: actually umm no i wont

MadManWithAnAxe: aww, please?

EmoKid: how the fuck did u get my sn

MadManWithAnAxe: I call it a findy machine, but most would call it a
Shriptikolden, due to it’s akward shape

EmoKid: and how did my sn come up

MadManWithAnAxe: I put the doodad into the Kreplon and….look, do i really
have to explain how my findy machine works?

EmoKid: no u have to tell me how my sn came up on this thing

MadManWithAnAxe: It’s a pretty complicated process, it involves two cans
of campbell’s tomato soup, a backpack full of chalupas from taco bell, a
horse named fredricca, and a strange man from nantucket

EmoKid: hmmn

EmoKid: whats ur ASL

MadManWithAnAxe: guess

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll give you a nickle

EmoKid: I rather not

EmoKid: i dont need a nickle

MadManWithAnAxe: but a nickle has limitless uses, you can never have too
many of them

EmoKid: ya u can

MadManWithAnAxe: i beg to differ

EmoKid: oh well

MadManWithAnAxe: care to dance?

EmoKid: No i dont want to Dance

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re no fun

EmoKid: and u act like i give a FUCK

MadManWithAnAxe: =-Oi am appaled at your use of language

EmoKid: so what

MadManWithAnAxe: that could’ve been hurtful if used in a more threatining
manner

EmoKid: oh WOW

MadManWithAnAxe: guess what

EmoKid: what

MadManWithAnAxe: that wasn’t much of a guess…try again

EmoKid: umm let me see ahh WHAT????

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#8520: Lord Of Evil Toast -> inuyasha01234567890

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Lord of Evil Toast: Hows it goin?

inuyasha01234567890: lol do i now u

Lord of Evil Toast: U thereDuh yeah

inuyasha01234567890: o ok

*** inuyasha01234567890 has added you to their contact list. You may choose to accept or deny this action. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.

*** You have been successfully added to inuyasha01234567890’s contact list.

Lord of Evil Toast: Damn….. I just swallowed a penny!

inuyasha01234567890: lol nice umm how do i now u

Lord of Evil Toast: Guess who I am.

inuyasha01234567890: umm idk

Lord of Evil Toast: Come on, think.

inuyasha01234567890: lol really don’t now

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s me!

Lord of Evil Toast: Bob bobison roberts.

inuyasha01234567890: oooooooo

Lord of Evil Toast: This one time I farted.

inuyasha01234567890: huh

inuyasha01234567890: lol

Lord of Evil Toast: Did u ever fart?

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s fun

Lord of Evil Toast: U still there?

inuyasha01234567890: yea i here

inuyasha01234567890: wait my mind fuzz right now what u lok like

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: I look like a clown who lost my chicken. You are not a squirrel are u?

inuyasha01234567890: no not that i now of

inuyasha01234567890: tell the truth

inuyasha01234567890: i am really having trbole thinking right now

Lord of Evil Toast: Come on Mari you don’t know who this is?

inuyasha01234567890: my cuz or some one else

Lord of Evil Toast: I am a silly clown! beep beep!

inuyasha01234567890: what

inuyasha01234567890: omg ur confusing me more

Lord of Evil Toast: I r silly Clown, ya know.

Lord of Evil Toast: Dude do you have a bannana?

inuyasha01234567890: idk

inuyasha01234567890: god i am confused

Lord of Evil Toast: You are confused……. I am drunk.

inuyasha01234567890: who is thisb

inuyasha01234567890: plz tell me

inuyasha01234567890: i am every out of it

Lord of Evil Toast: Y are u drunk 2?

Lord of Evil Toast: I like drinkin gas.

inuyasha01234567890: is this my cuz krack head bob or soem one else

inuyasha01234567890: just tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: No, but it’s more funny if you don’t know.

inuyasha01234567890: GOT DAMN IT FUCKEN TELL ME

Lord of Evil Toast: I can’t benleve u havn’t figured out who I am.

Lord of Evil Toast: I figured u knew me better than that…….. I have feelings 2 dammit!

inuyasha01234567890: i am out of it ok srry

inuyasha01234567890: now plz tell me before i snap

Lord of Evil Toast: So how u doin?

inuyasha01234567890: i am fine i am ready to snap thjough

Lord of Evil Toast: Mrs. Daft is a bitch yo!

inuyasha01234567890: ok

inuyasha01234567890: that narrow it down soem

inuyasha01234567890: u in my 7th hour class

Lord of Evil Toast: So is mrs. Earli.

Lord of Evil Toast: Early*

Lord of Evil Toast: I could be.

Lord of Evil Toast: Man I got gass.

inuyasha01234567890: do u now jorri

Lord of Evil Toast: I know Elmo.

inuyasha01234567890: kol

inuyasha01234567890: add jorri lilmissjor0303

Lord of Evil Toast: k

Lord of Evil Toast: not now though

inuyasha01234567890: k

inuyasha01234567890: u haveing fun totering me

Lord of Evil Toast: Yes mam I am

inuyasha01234567890: u meany

Lord of Evil Toast: my butt is chafing.

inuyasha01234567890: kool

inuyasha01234567890: lol

Lord of Evil Toast: Don’t ya hate that? nothing worse than a dry itchy bum bum.

inuyasha01234567890: lol’

inuyasha01234567890: grrr waht class do i have with u

inuyasha01234567890: and how did u get my yahoo name

Lord of Evil Toast: I knew your yahoo name duh.

Lord of Evil Toast: I got it out of a phone book

inuyasha01234567890: yea right

inuyasha01234567890: waht class do i have with u

inuyasha01234567890: tell me this how many class

Lord of Evil Toast: Study hall and p.e.

Lord of Evil Toast: I know what you did last summer. lol

inuyasha01234567890: yea sure

Lord of Evil Toast: This one time, I ate 2 much skunk burgers I peuked! True story!

inuyasha01234567890: what grade u in

Lord of Evil Toast: Senior

inuyasha01234567890: u ait jeff cause u aint in my pe

Lord of Evil Toast: Duh.

inuyasha01234567890: then u aint in mrs daft casue there only 1 senior inthere

inuyasha01234567890: what p.e u in

inuyasha01234567890: jock or early

Lord of Evil Toast: Early. I like teletubbies!

Lord of Evil Toast: Well I gtg. But before I go, I have to tell you something.

inuyasha01234567890: what

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s kinda personal…… But ummmmm.

inuyasha01234567890: jsut fucken tell me and who THAT FUCK R U

inuyasha01234567890: the

inuyasha01234567890: *

inuyasha01234567890: FUCKEN TELL ME WHO THE FUCK U R

Lord of Evil Toast: Well here it is, kinda embarresing but…… YOU HAVE BEEN PRANK IMED BY MIDIAN. A friend helped me set you up. this will be added to the

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#8519: Lord Of Evil Toast -> hellcells

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Lord Of Evil Toast: Hi.

hellcells: howdy

Lord Of Evil Toast: Whats up?

hellcells: not a damn thing just listening to some musak

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am making robot girlfriend.

hellcells: nice picture, a robot gf? y? get a real 1

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope, real ones sleep around, and take half of your possesions.

hellcells: lmao, i hear ya on dat

Lord Of Evil Toast: What is more important personality or the boob size?

hellcells: dats a good question

hellcells: 4 me it depends, how tall is her?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Shit brb I gotta grab a capaciter for her interface system.

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: Man this is hell, I am using latex prosthetics for the body.

Lord Of Evil Toast: But the tits are mis shaped.

hellcells: fix em, the tits have to b rite

Lord Of Evil Toast: And I don’t know if her ass hole is gonna be jiz resistant.

hellcells: lmao

hellcells: ur fucking funny

Lord Of Evil Toast: Very important, you don’t wanna be pumpin her ass and have the interior prosthetics rip, or she will end up loose.

Lord Of Evil Toast: And we can’t have that.

hellcells: yeap, no1 likes a loose hole

Lord Of Evil Toast: Exactly.

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am gonna call her Donna 3.0, her bot system is already programed to say fuck me, harder a few moans and yeah give it to me.

hellcells: lmao, how about more big daddy can u make her say dat?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yeah, I can make her say anything, it just takes time.

hellcells: nice

hellcells: i wanna make a gf now

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: I have funding, it already costed my sponsors like $50.000 and some odd change.

hellcells: oh yeah?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, and I am not even close to done.

hellcells: so ur making a real robot?

hellcells: i thought u met like online or something

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, I even get to test her (alot)!

hellcells: damn, dats sad

Lord Of Evil Toast: She feels pretty real, when I am done she will even have a self lubricating system, she will actually get wet.

hellcells: no way!

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, you will prolly have to fill her like once a month.

hellcells: full her? with?

Lord Of Evil Toast: some kinda lube.

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am gonna test her with ky jelly.

Lord Of Evil Toast: When I get to that point.

hellcells: heating ky jelly or reg?

hellcells: =))

Lord Of Evil Toast: What ever the user wants.

hellcells: oh i c

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well, I gotta go, gotta get some sleep, Later.

hellcells: peace out

hellcells: lie i bet ur gonna test ur gf

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope not now.

Lord Of Evil Toast: see ya.

hellcells: sure, peace out

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#8518: Lord Of Evil Toast -> xwishforwingsxx

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Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey whats up?

xwishforwingsxx: Hey

Lord Of Evil Toast: What you up 2?

xwishforwingsxx: Not a whole lot

xwishforwingsxx: You?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bored.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey guess what!

xwishforwingsxx: What

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am the lord of evil toast, isn’t that nice?

xwishforwingsxx: lol

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: I sit around in toast hell all day and command my undead toast minions. It’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like evil toast?

xwishforwingsxx: I can’t tell it apart from regular toast

xwishforwingsxx: So I dunno

Lord Of Evil Toast: Evil toast is way better than regular toast, especially with evil butter, or evil jelly.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

xwishforwingsxx: Well I don’t eat butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: ..?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Not even evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, nope

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope, you never poopied or no you never eat evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: Never eaten evil butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: So have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: uh.. sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s fun aint it?

xwishforwingsxx: Not really.

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s a feeling of accomplishment.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gotta do my evil dishes later, sux.

Lord Of Evil Toast: I hate, evil dishes.

Lord Of Evil Toast: You still there?

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I’m here

Lord Of Evil Toast: You ever been in a potatoe sack race?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, yeah

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awesome aint it? Especially when you eat like 5 hits of acid.

xwishforwingsxx: uh, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: I need to summon the powers of my evil toast minions, wanna help?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

xwishforwingsxx: lol, no thanks

Lord Of Evil Toast: Oh, okay, but you are missing out.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hopscotch.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gots fly skills in hopscotch.

Lord Of Evil Toast: What kinda face do you make when you poopie?

xwishforwingsxx: …

xwishforwingsxx: Weird question

Lord Of Evil Toast: I bet your poopie face looks like this > X-(

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey I got an idea, say the first thing that comes to your head.

Lord Of Evil Toast: duh, type not say.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on it’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey did you know that paris hilton is a slut?? general evil toast told me that.

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I knew that

Lord Of Evil Toast: Didn’t you call me a dingleberry 2 days ago?

xwishforwingsxx: Uhh.. nope?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yeah, it was when I was on the toilet.

Lord Of Evil Toast: remember.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Toilet huh, funny word.

xwishforwingsxx: I didn’t call you a dignleberry

Lord Of Evil Toast: are you sure?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Can I call you Mom?

xwishforwingsxx: umm

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: You can call me a dingleberry if you wanna Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: How old are you?

xwishforwingsxx: 17.

Lord Of Evil Toast: lol, I am older than you Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: So do you wanna fly to Paris with me?

xwishforwingsxx: I don’t think so

Lord Of Evil Toast: Why, it will be fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Ha, I am not gonna go to Paris anyway.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I gotta go, Give me a kiss goodbye.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on 1 kiss for the road.

Lord Of Evil Toast: a virtual kiss.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Is that a yes?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am virtually too ugly to get a virtual kiss aint I?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like midgets?

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: Cool, so how about my virtual goodbye kiss?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast:

Lord Of Evil Toast: ?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: ?

Lord Of Evil Toast:

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awwwwwwww! your not gonna give me a virtual goodbye kiss ru?

xwishforwingsxx: 😛

Lord Of Evil Toast: Quick tell me what color socks are you wearing.

xwishforwingsxx: They’re pink.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yay, me too, oh wait no I am not.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I love you mommy I gotta go.

xwishforwingsxx: ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bye Bye.

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#6484: davepoobond -> SexyLakerGurly

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davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: you like wcw?

SexyLakerGurly: yea i like all kinds of wrestling

davepoobond: muuuuuuuuuuuud wrestlin?

davepoobond: hello?

SexyLakerGurly: yea

davepoobond: u do?

davepoobond: wowo

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: ?

SexyLakerGurly: sorry my computer froze

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: its ok

davepoobond: it happens

davepoobond: but dont let it happen again

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#6483: davepoobond -> I love poisons

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davepoobond: hey

I love poisons: hello.

davepoobond: whats up

I love poisons: not much… you?

davepoobond: sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love poisons: and, um… who might you be?

davepoobond: i was gonna ask you the same question

I love poisons: well, you IMed me.

davepoobond: you were on my buddy list

davepoobond: you must have put yourself on somehow

I love poisons: *tilts head* i don’t recollect that.

davepoobond: welllllllllll

davepoobond: i guess thats your fault

davepoobond: now that we know whos fault it is

davepoobond: lets move on

davepoobond: were you exposed to porn at a young age?

I love poisons: well, what do you consider young?

davepoobond: long enough back to remember

I love poisons: I wasn’t exposed to porn until I was 12.

davepoobond: unh hunh

davepoobond: well i beat you by about half a life

I love poisons: how old are you?

davepoobond: 18

I love poisons: ah.

davepoobond: what i meant is half of your life before you were exposed to porn

davepoobond: meaning 5

I love poisons: mm

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#6479: davepoobond -> Coldxs666

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davepoobond: hi

Coldxs666: ?

davepoobond: can i talk to ur mom

Coldxs666: sure

davepoobond: cool

Coldxs666: yes

davepoobond: no

Coldxs666: what do u want

davepoobond: a tall glass of you

davepoobond: ::wink wink::

Coldxs666: ok

Coldxs666: can i have some of u

davepoobond: no, i dont give, i receive

davepoobond: if u get what i’m saying

Coldxs666: hes i do

davepoobond: so you have a minimum wage job huh

Coldxs666: yes

davepoobond: AND you play bass guitar

Coldxs666: yes

davepoobond: aint that amazing, i do too

Coldxs666: wow its a small world

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#6408: FoozBlondeSista -> davepoobond

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FoozBlondeSista: some name

davepoobond: yeah it is

davepoobond: but what am i gonna do about it

FoozBlondeSista: do abou;what

davepoobond: never mind

FoozBlondeSista: ok i gtg bye

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: that doesnt make sense

davepoobond: fine bye

davepoobond: bllllllll

FoozBlondeSista: leave me alone

davepoobond: why?

FoozBlondeSista: just leave me alone

davepoobond: why

davepoobond: what’d i do

FoozBlondeSista: stop asking me why n leave me alone r u can jus talk ta my bf

davepoobond: why

davepoobond: ok i’ll talk to him

FoozBlondeSista: aight wait then

davepoobond: daddy didnt love meeeeeeee

Auto response from FoozBlondeSista: see that lil ‘away message’ notepad? yanno what that means? AWAY!! therefore, I AM NOT HIR!!

davepoobond: no i dont

davepoobond: where’s ur bf

FoozBlondeSista: leave me alone, he’ll im u when he gets back

davepoobond: whats he doin

davepoobond: ur mom?

FoozBlondeSista: he’s away right now, so LEAVE ME ALONE, and my MOM isnt even here

davepoobond: OK THEN

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#6399: davepoobond -> FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE

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davepoobond: hi

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: hii..

davepoobond: hi

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok hi

davepoobond: hi

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: HII..

davepoobond: HI

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok what do you want

davepoobond: i dont know, u told me to IM you

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: I never told you to IM me

davepoobond: besides that, i want to bathe in the blood of virgins to keep my youth

davepoobond: hello

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: omg…Ook good bye

davepoobond: what!

davepoobond: what’d i do!

davepoobond: whats a boy supposed to do?

davepoobond: a killer in me

davepoobond: is a killer you

davepoobond: my love

davepoobond: i send this smile over to you

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: eww…your stupid…

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: good byee*

davepoobond: NO

davepoobond: saw you with a smile

davepoobond: leave you like they left me here

davepoobond: to wither in denial

davepoobond: bitterness someone who’s left alone

davepoobond: i used to be a little boy

davepoobond: what i chose as my voice

davepoobond: whats a boy supposed to do

davepoobond: killer in me is a killer in you

davepoobond: my love

davepoobond: i send this smile over to you

davepoobond: (repeat x3)

davepoobond: :-X

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: SHUTUP…for real…BYEE..

davepoobond: for real not for fake

davepoobond: ?

davepoobond: but why

davepoobond: you told me to IM u

davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: i feel really bad now

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: is your name tanya

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: noo

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: bye

davepoobond: comoncomcon

davepoobond: if i guess your name

davepoobond: will u talk to me

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: dude its in my s.n u ass soo bye now

davepoobond: about math

davepoobond: comon we can talk about equations

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: Noo bbyee

davepoobond: and fractions

davepoobond: comon

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: your being soo gay…bye

davepoobond: i know u like’m

davepoobond: they make ME horny

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: bye

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhh algebra

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: thats nice byee

davepoobond: i wish i can have some geometric shapes right now

davepoobond: like a cone

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: kool

davepoobond: or a pyramid

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok

davepoobond: or maybe some perpendicular angles would be good too

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok im going to block you now bye!

davepoobond: 2 + 2 = OH BABYYYYYYYYY!

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: bye

davepoobond: +=-*/

davepoobond: you made me cry

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: im blocking you 4 real

davepoobond: 4 reals not 4 fakes

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: bye

davepoobond: comon dont do this to me baby

davepoobond: i know u wanna talk about caluclas

davepoobond: calculus

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: no not really

davepoobond: it can get very dirty

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok

davepoobond: shoving equal signs in all our openings

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok

davepoobond: it feels very good after a while

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok

davepoobond: u just gotta get used to it

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok

davepoobond: ok

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: ok

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: is it ok if i add you to my buddy list so we can talk everyday

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: OMG NO!

davepoobond: i have 900 sns and your name isnt very hard to remember

davepoobond: so i can IM you from one each day for 3 years almost

davepoobond: and they’re all things like aksdjfksjklj and awoeuroizxcv

davepoobond: and asdfoiuweorilkjxcv

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: well i have a bunch of s/n’s soo byee im seriously blocking you

davepoobond: u better delete this one then

davepoobond: i GOT YOU

davepoobond: ON MY BUDDY LIST

davepoobond: AND I’M GONNA LOAD IT ON EVERY OTHER SCREEN NAME RIGHT NOW

FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE: nope…ohh wel…you can talk to me if i block you all the time

davepoobond: AND TELL ALL MY FRIENDS

davepoobond: AND THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN SNS LIKE WHAT I DO

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