Category Archives: Stupid IMs

These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.

#5871: Squall -> BballSparkle

Squall: Whats up my nig?

BballSparkle: nothing at all…. and hate to break it to ya. .i;m white

Squall: Ohh so your racist now?

BballSparkle: no…..

BballSparkle: I am just stating

Squall: So i cant be like whats up my nig anymore?

BballSparkle: ok u can… I am sorry

Squall: ITs not your fualt i was just making sure you didnt have long hair

BballSparkle: umm… ok

BballSparkle: lol

Squall: IF i told ypou i was racist against dead people would you hate me?

BballSparkle: ummm u mean biased??

Squall: No prejudised

BballSparkle: there ya go

Squall: No there you go

BballSparkle: u told me

Squall: They got cookies in this line….HOLLA

Squall: I SAID HOLLA

BballSparkle: I am ??

Squall: You are??

BballSparkle: right

Squall: So you play Bball?

BballSparkle: yeah

Squall: DO you spark while doing it?

BballSparkle: u knwo it

Squall: LIke dribble spark dribble spark

BballSparkle: well u could put it that way?

Squall: Ohh did you ever light the gym on fire?

BballSparkle: only the one time

Squall: amn you

BballSparkle: I know… it

Squall: Did you extinguish it?

BballSparkle: no… the other team did.. considering I smoked them

Squall: You smoked them??

BballSparkle: yeah ??

Squall: Did you get high?

BballSparkle: did u?

Squall: No did you

BballSparkle: no

Squall: You smoked a whole team and didnt get high?

BballSparkle: I havea high tolerance

Squall: Did you inhale?

BballSparkle: gtg ….

Squall: aight

Squall: Peace out my nig

IrknInvaderZim -> Holmes / IrknInvaderZim8

First The IM

IrknInvaderZim: katerina asigiri recommended you

Holmes: i see

Holmes: did she tell you anything…personal? or else i might have to get rid of her…

IrknInvaderZim: no

Holmes: ok good

Holmes: what is it you want

IrknInvaderZim: the password to the lab on nick .com

Holmes: how badly do you need this password

IrknInvaderZim: i need it very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: very

IrknInvaderZim: badly

Holmes: ok kid shut up i get the point

IrknInvaderZim: heehee sorry

Holmes: well the password isn’t too hard, you’d probablly know it

IrknInvaderZim: but i don’t

Holmes: kid sometimes the answers in life can’t always come on a plate made out of answers, you have to figure some things out for yourself

Holmes: i will help you

Holmes: realize the answer

IrknInvaderZim: the question is what did i tell the earth children i wanted to be when i grew up

Holmes: well..

Holmes: think about it

IrknInvaderZim: IrknInvaderZim8chatroom

Then The Chat!

OnlineHost: *** You are in “IrknInvaderZim8”. ***

Holmes: invader zim rules

IrknInvaderZim: hello i need information

IrknInvaderZim: i had to many ims open on my screen i needed space

IrknInvaderZim: anyways who knows what the password is

TheMisFit kid23: invite calvin7mallory

Holmes: cheese?

IrknInvaderZim: ok

Holmes: invite katerina

Ssj4bardok: hi evry1

Holmes: hi

Katerina Asigiri: hi

Jamx2blah: hey

Holmes: so whats evryone’s favorite color?

Holmes: come on

Holmes: don’t be shy

Ssj4bardok: black

Jamx2blah: green

Jamx2blah: although right now its purple

Holmes: blue rules!

Holmes: hopin on the ban wagon, eh?

TheMisFit kid23: bye

Jamx2blah: eh, i guess

IrknInvaderZim: shut up!!@ok down to business what is the password to the lab on nick.com

Holmes: we’ll get to that

Holmes: but first

Holmes: we have to play a game of who can guess how many letters are in the alphabet

Holmes: anyone?

Holmes: um ok…

Holmes: forget that

IrknInvaderZim: 26

Holmes: CORRECT!

Katerina Asigiri: No it’s not

Holmes: oh yeah silly me

Holmes: you forgot punctuation and numbers

Holmes: and plus capitalized letters

IrknInvaderZim: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyx count’ em

Holmes: forget it next game

Jamx2blah: righttt

Holmes: to get the answer of the zim question

Holmes: tell me how many bricks are in the wall of china

Holmes: starting…

Holmes: NOW!

Ssj4bardok: 100003949

IrknInvaderZim: 256,987,543

Jamx2blah: 20,000,000

Ssj4bardok: 9424532543

Katerina Asigiri: too many

Holmes: correct katerina!

Ssj4bardok: damn

Jamx2blah: cry cry

Holmes: i will tell you the password

Holmes: after you answer this question

Jamx2blah: …

Ssj4bardok: ask a fight club question

Holmes: ok

Ssj4bardok: awesome

Holmes: what does the movie fight club start out with?

Jamx2blah: dude w/ gun in his mouth

Ssj4bardok: people are always asking me if i know tyler durden

Holmes: no silly it starts out as film on a movie reel

Jamx2blah: d u kno tyler durden?

Holmes: duh

Jamx2blah: …

Holmes: next question

Ssj4bardok: i thought that was only a thing on the dvd

Holmes: well you thought wrong

Ssj4bardok: ask another fight club question

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: dont think so

IrknInvaderZim: stop

IrknInvaderZim: stop

IrknInvaderZim: stops

Jamx2blah: i agree

Katerina Asigiri: but why?

Jamx2blah: …

Holmes: <–stopped

IrknInvaderZim: please tell me the password

Ssj4bardok: cuz i have supreme knowledge of fight club

Holmes: calm down

Holmes: relax

Ssj4bardok: i can tell you the 5 leading roles and the actors who played them

Holmes: count to 5

Holmes: thats great

Jamx2blah: cuz itz annoying..YOU LIE i have the supreme knowlege of that movie

IrknInvaderZim: 1 2 3 4 5

Holmes: you can count

Ssj4bardok: tyler durden, “jack” marla singer, “angel face

Holmes: ok enough

Ssj4bardok: brad pitt edward norton, helena bonham carter, meat loaf aday, jared leto

IrknInvaderZim: HURRY UP WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!

Holmes: hey

Jamx2blah: brad pitt, eeee!

Holmes: don’t talk to me like that

Holmes: i know the password

Ssj4bardok: hell muthafucken yeah

Holmes: and i can take as much time as i want to

Ssj4bardok: lolz

IrknInvaderZim: Gawd im tired of this!!!

Holmes: ok

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: drool, brad….

Holmes: what do i want to be when i grow up

IrknInvaderZim: while im alive please

Jamx2blah: a hobo?

Ssj4bardok: othapedist!!

Ssj4bardok: an eleohant!!

Holmes: WRONG!

Ssj4bardok: elephant**

Holmes: a othapedist hobo!

Holmes: duh!!!

Jamx2blah: lol

IrknInvaderZim: lol

Holmes: next question

Ssj4bardok: u forgot the elephant

Holmes: no i didn’t forget

IrknInvaderZim: stupid

Holmes: elephant is not a god job

Jamx2blah: hehe

Holmes: all you get is peanuts

Holmes: next question

Holmes: who created AOL?

IrknInvaderZim: i dunno

Ssj4bardok: the person who created aol!!!

Katerina Asigiri: the Devil

Jamx2blah: anole?

Holmes: WRONG!’

Holmes: i did

Holmes: next question

Ssj4bardok: well, i was still right

IrknInvaderZim: uh huh sure

Jamx2blah: ur bill gates arent you

Holmes: no

Holmes: i wish!

Jamx2blah: dont lie!

Holmes: HHAHAHAHAHA

Holmes: fine

Holmes: i’m bill gates

Holmes: and i’m going to buy you out

Jamx2blah: yay, i knew it

IrknInvaderZim: bill gates created microsoft stupid

Katerina Asigiri: heh

Jamx2blah: that still doesnt mean hes bill gates

Holmes: how would you know if i was or wasn;t bill gates?

IrknInvaderZim: i need the password people

Holmes: i mean come on, what if i was pretending to be normal

Ssj4bardok: theyre stalking you

Jamx2blah: i stuper powers

Holmes: i can give you the passwords to over 300 networks

Ssj4bardok: GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!

Holmes: 50 secret networks

IrknInvaderZim: ???

Jamx2blah: lol

Holmes: CIA network

Ssj4bardok: RUN DAMMIT!!!

Holmes: but sorry, i forgot the password for the invader zim website

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: ::she explodes::

Katerina Asigiri: oooh… lookie the fireworks

Holmes: what is the meaning of life

Ssj4bardok: <covers face>

IrknInvaderZim: i wish i could explode

Ssj4bardok: to die

Holmes: …

Holmes: your very depressed

Holmes: seek help

Ssj4bardok: i know i am

Ssj4bardok: but i have a hell of a time

Holmes: to much invader zim, watch something thats happier, like mr. rogers neighborhood

Jamx2blah: …

Holmes: “it’s all good in the neighborhod”

Jamx2blah: ..

Holmes: .

Ssj4bardok: im sorry…i think that if there is a god…life is just one big sick joke

Holmes: anyways no one cares what you think

Ssj4bardok: thats my outlook

Holmes: next question

Jamx2blah: me too, damn the irony of it all

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ssj4bardok: <blip>

Holmes: ok guys if this was the “cry your brains out” chat rom

Holmes: thats what it would be called

Jamx2blah: vapor transmission BZZZZZZZ

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((>((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ssj4bardok: <blip>

Holmes: yur scaring me

Jamx2blah: heh

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>(((((((((((radar))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Holmes: ok truth is i never knew the damn password

IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>((radar))))))))))))))))))))))

Holmes: i JUST WANTED ATTENTION

Ssj4bardok: <blip>

Jamx2blah: i think you lost it bill

IrknInvaderZim: <>^}]{{]][[][]{}}[]}{][))9(8*&6^%$#4##@2!5^7%5$757″:’?.?<?>/><,>?,>,>

Holmes: yes i did

Holmes: bye

ToAT Recruiting Hall / DPOD -> davepoobond

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – ToAT Recruiting Hall”. ***

davepoobond: ((well well, who do we have here))

davepoobond: ((lets leave the stuff behind us….lets be friends))

davepoobond: ((or are you still ignoring me))

DPOD: (( you guys come in and ruin our RP room))

DPOD: ((we do not follow the Rhydin Rules))

davepoobond: ((::shrugs::))

DPOD: ((that’s why we only take certain types…most like Rhydin’s ways))

davepoobond: ((i dont like rhydin’s ways))

DPOD: ((i know you are young..but will you allow me to explain why we have the rules like we do?))

davepoobond: ((sure, why not))

(in IMs)

DPOD: ok a few years ago..we had this guild by another name..and a sister guild that took Vamps and darks and such.

DPOD: wel we had a great member..she was a great MS champ and love to spar in our skrimishes and such….Turns out the Mun had cancer..we didn’t know until right before she died…anyway

DPOD: she gets in a MS with some jerk vamp types..blows them away and they begin to AA her..constantly..we used to set traps for them and fight fire with fire..but , as you know..most people like that never follow the rules anyway….so she had to spend mosr of her time in PRs.

DPOD: she died 2 xmas’s ago..in the hospital..they had to have xmas a week early for her kids in the hospital.

(in the chat)

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

Maron: ::runs in and slives DPOD::

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 4 98-sided dice: 40 96 40 62

OnlineHost: Valin has entered the room.

Maron: -DPOD is guild killed and will be banned from the ToAT-

Valin: Hello

Maron: ((LMAO!))

OnlineHost: Valin has left the room.

(in IMs)

DPOD: she asked us to have a guild were normal people can RP and such without the idiots.

DPOD: ::shrugs:: and we did.

DPOD: our rules only pertain to us…Guild death only counts for the members and in out rooms.

DPOD: we do not accept anything from outside our realms…our dice…which everyone starts at 2d20 ,must be earned

DPOD: i started at 2d20 3 years ago.

(in chat)

davepoobond: ::in::

Maron: ::looks around and spots Dave with a grin…::I so hungry… Got any Toat?

davepoobond: uhh, sorry

davepoobond: the toater is broken

Maron: Maybe there a Toater about…? ::looks around raving the place…::Hmmm?

Maron: Damnit!

Maron: ::growls and walks over to DPODS “Slived” body and pissed on it..::punk

(in IMs) davepoobond is thinking “he’s still talking?”

DPOD: we give no free dice for vamps..we don’t even accept them…no one gets nothing unless they earn it…in active members are cut .

DPOD: ::shakes head;:: then you look at the types who come in here some times.

(in chat)

OnlineHost: Tsenn has entered the room.

Maron: ::still stands swaying his penis pissing on DPOD’S forehead::

davepoobond: gain control of that toothpick

Maron: What toothpick? ::spins around and it whips Dave it the eye::

OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has entered the room.

Tsenn: ((so wheres the sliver?))

davepoobond: ::grips his eyes:: AH! MY EYE!

OnlineHost: miss lovable hyper lil mandy! has entered the room.

Xithril Baegorn: ::quick steps carry him into the Inn, with a quick twist of the handle and a push from

Xithril Baegorn: his staff, the door swings open as the man strolls in, grinning like some madman…

davepoobond: whoa! a madman!

davepoobond: ::tackles the “madman”::

Xithril Baegorn: he comes to a rest, his gaze sweeping about the Inn as he sets down his staff with a

Xithril Baegorn: gentle tap upon the floor..::

Xithril Baegorn: ::although, he grinned like a madman, didn’t mean he was one::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::a young ctarl ctarl lady strides into the bar her hips sway softly side to side

davepoobond: ::didnt matter! tackled him anywayyyyys::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: with each step. Her white hair swings lightly from her movements along with her cape

Xithril Baegorn: ::gets tackled, and looks up to him, that grin still upon his face… the staff rolls away

Xithril Baegorn: :: Greetings!!

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: flailing lightly at the bottom. Her hair braided with a gold ring at the bottom

Tsenn: ((::waiting to be slived or be called manure or something::))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: she has a blue triangle apon her right cheek. Her tail sways in

davepoobond: ((marron’s been killed already))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: a flicking motion at the tip. Her blue orbs have a serious look within

Tsenn: ((heh i havent been touched))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her white brows furrowed showing the facial expression.

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Wearing a collar with a gold bell hooked on the collar

Maron: ((o.o;; When did Marron die?))

davepoobond: ((whoops….never mind heh))

Tsenn: ((when the jackapple slived him?))

Xithril Baegorn: Why did you tackle me! ::he tilts his head slightly…::

davepoobond: ((that was you))

Maron: ((Hmmm? ::wanks Marron out…::BRB DINNAH!))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: Her face looking young possibly looking the age 18. Along with wearing a tight

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: body suit.:: ((yada yada and all that junk))

OnlineHost: Brightfire has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::he peered up from his place on the floor, on top of Xithril:: hey aisha…

Brightfire: ((Could I get a look at the application…?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((need that damn BOT! ))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward dave:: oh…….you again

Xithril Baegorn: ::his gaze shifts, falling upon -Aisha- a chuckle..:: Can you pick up my staff!

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::looks toward the stranger that dave has tacklized::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: sure

davepoobond: ::he raises a brow:: nu! dont

OnlineHost: Brightfire has left the room.

Tsenn: ::umm well he got some letter about a new location so he decided to check it out sliding on

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she walked toward the staff bending down she grasps the staff

Tsenn: into the room slowly letting silent footfalls carry him to lean against the wall right next

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: before handing it over toward xithril::

Tsenn: to the door he tilted his head down and skimmed the floor::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((making me wanna go on my cher sn lol))

Tsenn: ((who? O.o))

Xithril Baegorn: ::-DaBond- is ontop of him…. he reaches up, trying to grab it, but can’t quite get it..::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((u lol))

Tsenn: ((eh why?))

OnlineHost: DPOD has left the room.

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((i dunno))

Tsenn: hey uhh dave get off the man already…..

davepoobond: eh….all right then

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::she reachs more so the man can grab it::

davepoobond: ::stands up on top of him, and hops off::

OnlineHost: Raditz has entered the room.

Xithril Baegorn: ::wiggles his fingers finally getting the staff, he grins, and stands::

Xithril Baegorn: Greetings all!

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ::blinks lightly as she raises a white brow::

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: hello to u too

OnlineHost: Raditz has left the room.

Tsenn: greetings? eh is that food?

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::pounces rick:: hiz!! ::misses:: T.T))

davepoobond: yesssssss……..

Xithril Baegorn: ::a nod is given:: Well then, I wish you all well! ::with that he wonders right on out of

Xithril Baegorn: the bar.::

OnlineHost: Xithril Baegorn has left the room.

Tsenn: ((rick?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: rich*

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( doh ))

Tsenn: ((who the hell?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( raditz!))

Tsenn: ((oh that was him?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((yesh! ::grummbles and ims him:: ))

Tsenn: ((::not as old as her in LotS::))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( ::ish old in lots lol:: ))

davepoobond: ((::heard stuff about raditz::))

Tsenn: ((i know))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((uncle raditz ^.^))

Tsenn: ((since 98 i think))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((::nods nods:: ))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((while i was in school still and uhh a jr? i think lol))

davepoobond: ((how is it uncle…?))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: ((damn shit im old))

miss lovable hyper lil mandy!: (( cuz thats what cher calls him))

#74: Beetle -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Looking For a Slave

During and after the RhyDin SIave Cage this IM happened:

Beetle: now Im looking for a slave

davepoobond: great

Beetle: can you help me

Beetle: I’ve never bought one

davepoobond: yeah, ldy looks like a fiesty one

Beetle: Ldys a slave owner

Beetle: I asked her

davepoobond: kill him

Beetle: who?

davepoobond: the slave owner

davepoobond: duhh

Beetle: Thats a female

davepoobond: so

Beetle: well why

davepoobond: fine, dont

Beetle: well help me you said A pixy was a slave

Beetle: Pixey

davepoobond: no! you want a slave, you get one yourself

Beetle: man How?

davepoobond: you…ask….if anybody wants to be your slave and be forceful about it!

davepoobond: dont ask me

Beetle: man Isn’t there like a Manager

Beetle: cause I’ll hire you

davepoobond: no…

Beetle: well say 10million dollars to find me a slave

davepoobond: hire me what

davepoobond: i dont need money

Beetle: to find me one

davepoobond: brb

Beetle: okay

Beetle: ok

davepoobond: well, when you say 10 million dollars, do u mean US dollars, sent to my front porch, or just 10 million dollars just cuz you can give it to me and get a slave for free

Beetle: (this isn’t IRL ok)

davepoobond: ok

Beetle: so I’ll pay you 10million dollars

Beetle: to find me a slave

davepoobond: how do i know you have the money

Beetle: ::pulls his wallet out pulls out 10million bucks::

Beetle: see

davepoobond: …..now, that amazes me that any one wallet can have 10 million dollars in it at one time

Beetle: Im RICH

Beetle: 10 mil is nothing to me

Beetle: Its pocket change

davepoobond: but……HOW did it fit in your wallet

Beetle: so. do ya

Beetle: I have a very BIG wallet

davepoobond: thats insane, only a homicidal maniac would have a wallet that size

Beetle: WHATS THE POINT

Beetle: ITS 10 MILLION BUCKS

Beetle: fine

Beetle: :;cancel the wallet part::

davepoobond: …….who made the wallet? i oughtta write them a letter for using so much leather

Beetle: ::pulls out 2 bags of money::

Beetle: see 5million in each bag

davepoobond: …….

davepoobond: why would u need 2?

davepoobond: if it was in coins, you’d need at least 10

Beetle: 10million in one bag is 2 much

davepoobond: and if it was in bills, you’d only need one

davepoobond: no

Beetle: its BILLS

Beetle: so I wanted 2

davepoobond: THEY FIT 10 MIL IN A BRIEFCASE

Beetle: I know that

Beetle: I gave 2 cause

Beetle: :;hands him one bag::

davepoobond: yeehaw!

davepoobond: now…..what to do with it…..

Beetle: You get the other when you have a slave

davepoobond: i know!

davepoobond: ::bonks beetle on the head with it::

Beetle: You have 5million BUCKS

Beetle: I DUNNO

davepoobond: hahah! how does it feel to be hit with 5 million bucks

Beetle: GO BUY A CAR

Beetle: not bad

davepoobond: no need for a car in RhyDin

davepoobond: a mouse gives me a ride everywhere

Beetle: now will you be my manager

Beetle: a MOUSE?

davepoobond: ….actually, its a grizzly bear

Beetle: okay

davepoobond: he gets mad when i call him a mouse

Beetle: NYWAY YOUR MY MANAGER OK

Beetle: Oh so his names mouse

Beetle: and hes a bear

davepoobond: no

Beetle: no to what

davepoobond: his name is Joey the socially active grizzly bear

Beetle: oh ok

Beetle: Now are you my Manager in other word my slave finder

davepoobond: ……why

davepoobond: i’m just a dwarf

Beetle: so what

Beetle: you seem like a manager type

davepoobond: why dont you pay yourself to be your manager in other words slave finder guy and find a slave for yourself?

Beetle: I don’t know HOW

davepoobond: then find out how!

Beetle: :;takes 5million back::

Beetle: fine

davepoobond: do u really think i know how?

Beetle: yes I do

davepoobond: well, i dont bucko

Beetle: Okay

davepoobond: that was worth 5 million dollars to waste your time

Beetle: ::hits him on the head with the 5mil::

davepoobond: ouch!

Beetle: hows that feel

davepoobond: i feel like a rich man

Beetle: ::puts 10mil back up::

Beetle: I have the money

davepoobond: ::eats his 10 million dollars::

davepoobond: my stomach does now

Beetle: Oh well

#6070: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: aa

davepoobond: bb

stimpyismyname: cc

davepoobond: dd

stimpyismyname: ee

davepoobond: ff

stimpyismyname: gg

davepoobond: hh

stimpyismyname: ii

davepoobond: jj

stimpyismyname: kk

davepoobond: ll

stimpyismyname: mm

davepoobond: nn

stimpyismyname: oo

davepoobond: pp

stimpyismyname: qq

davepoobond: rr

stimpyismyname: ss

davepoobond: tt

stimpyismyname: uu

davepoobond: vv

stimpyismyname: ww

davepoobond: xx

stimpyismyname: yy

davepoobond: zz

stimpyismyname: hooray

davepoobond: aa

stimpyismyname: thats a good dumb im

davepoobond: yeah it is

#6065: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: did u finish the castlevania game

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: are you going to or are you still working on it

stimpyismyname: i sorta gave up on it

davepoobond: just put it up as v.1.0

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: y not

stimpyismyname: its not a game

davepoobond: so

stimpyismyname: not gonnan

davepoobond: fine, ass

stimpyismyname: ur the ass

stimpyismyname: DUMass

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: dumb

davepoobond: k

#6499: davepoobond -> Evil Hell Cow

Note: This happened BEFORE 9/11. Its pretty creepy. You’ll just have to take our word for it that it did happen before.

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davepoobond: do you think anything is gonna happen on sept 11?

Evil Hell Cow: it’s possible

davepoobond: well its always possible

davepoobond: 91101, 91102

davepoobond: or maybe 91202

davepoobond: like beverly hills

Evil Hell Cow: nah thats 90210

davepoobond: oh.

davepoobond: >.>

davepoobond: i knew that

Evil Hell Cow: Mmm hmm

davepoobond: i always get those two mixed up

Evil Hell Cow: Lol