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Category Archives: Chat Logs
These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
#22514: Xx I aM aZn xX -> davepoobond
Xx I aM aZn xX: huh
davepoobond: huh huh
Xx I aM aZn xX: huh
davepoobond: huh hunh
Xx I aM aZn xX: huh
davepoobond: this is the story of your life MAAAANNN!!
Xx I aM aZn xX: go on google images and search fat people
davepoobond: no thank you
#22513: davepoobond -> manceman
davepoobond: sa kakak
manceman: what?
davepoobond: say it out loud
manceman: i dont get it still
davepoobond: sak a kak
davepoobond: suck a cock
manceman: o i get it
#22512: Automatic Man -> davepoobond
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgers
Automatic Man: badgers
davepoobond: quiet
Automatic Man: ahahah
#22511: Phoenix -> Hotkid05
Phoenix: Hey
Phoenix: You into Yaoi?
Hotkid05: whos this
Phoenix: Adam
Phoenix: You know me.
Hotkid05: adam who
Phoenix: Don’t fuck around man, you KNOW who this is.
Hotkid05: im serious adam who
Phoenix: So whats up? We havn’t talked for a while.
Hotkid05: nm
Phoenix: How you been?
Hotkid05: where u from
Hotkid05: good u
Phoenix: Alright
Hotkid05: where do u live at
Phoenix: …
Phoenix: You still acting like you don’t know me bro?
Hotkid05: where
Phoenix: Fine, fuck you too.
Phoenix: We talked for months!
Hotkid05: im drunk as hell
Phoenix: Now I’m not your boy? Now you act like I’m nothing?
Phoenix: Go fuckyourself man, I don’t need you.
Hotkid05: im sorry
Phoenix: ….alright, alright.
Phoenix: But stop playin man,you know I don’t like that shit
Hotkid05: do u know my name??
Phoenix: No, we only talked online.
Hotkid05: r u straight??
Phoenix: The hell? You a moron or something? Can’t you remember anything?
Hotkid05: yea im sorry
Hotkid05: how r u
Phoenix: Fine, annoyed at you asking all this stupid shit though.
Hotkid05: my bad
Phoenix: It’s alright holmes, it’s fine.
Hotkid05: do u have a girl now
Phoenix: Hell ya boy, you know me. I can get em whenever I try.
Phoenix: Broke up with that other girl though, ya remember Faith?
Phoenix: Oh, of course you don’t, lol.
Hotkid05: yea
Phoenix: How bout you?
Hotkid05: no kidding
Hotkid05: no
Phoenix: Man, that sucks.
Hotkid05: i need 2 get laid
Phoenix: Heh, I hear that.
Phoenix: Course, it must be hard.
Hotkid05: why u say that
Phoenix: I mean you don’t remember shit, you act dumb all the time.
Hotkid05: thanx
Phoenix: Like this shit you were pulling with me.
Hotkid05: my bad man
Phoenix: If I was a girl I woulda called you a fag, man.
Phoenix: Course you are a fuckin fag.
Phoenix: I mean you act all quire and dainty.
Phoenix: Plus all that sick porn you look at?
Phoenix: That’s fucked up man.
Phoenix: I mean, all those links you were sending me…
Phoenix: “Big booty ass sucking” God, sick shit.
Phoenix: No wonder you pretend you don’t know me, I’d be embarrased too.
Phoenix: Course you were drunk but still…
Phoenix: You there, holmes?
Phoenix: Meh, you’re probably wanking it to some of that weird gay cartoon guy shit again, may you fucked up
#22510: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: youve beeeen waaaarned
davepoobond: about what
stimpyismyname: aim
stimpyismyname: er aol
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: yes
#22509: davepoobond -> Automatic Man
davepoobond: hot in. dun dunnn…………hot in HEEERRRREEEE
Automatic Man: ?
davepoobond: <>?
davepoobond: >^<
davepoobond: <^>
davepoobond: ^^>><<^^
davepoobond: ^^>><<>><<^^
Automatic Man: wtf?
davepoobond: >:o
Automatic Man: wtf are you doing
davepoobond: :-X
Automatic Man: how come i see ur messeges in a window, then i send em in a different 1?
davepoobond: me no no
davepoobond: 😛
#22507: davepoobond -> zackrat123
davepoobond: heyyy!!!
zackrat123: hey
davepoobond: been a while
zackrat123: who is this?
zackrat123: ya
davepoobond: you don’t remember?
zackrat123: nope
davepoobond: i’m your cousin, Richard
zackrat123: o hi richard
davepoobond: hi
zackrat123: i havent seen u in like 5 years
davepoobond: yeah i know
davepoobond: sucks don’t it
zackrat123: ya
davepoobond: so how’s life been treatin’ ya
zackrat123 signed off at 4:56:46 PM.
zackrat123 signed on at 4:56:52 PM.
davepoobond: how’s life been treatin’ ya
zackrat123: good
zackrat123: im jkin i no ur not my cousin richard i dont even have a cousin richard
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: you’ve been fuckin around with me
zackrat123: ya
davepoobond: here i am in my identity crisis
davepoobond: trying to find out who i am
davepoobond: and you fuck around with me
zackrat123: hehehe
davepoobond: by the way, hyundai makes civics
zackrat123: o
zackrat123: no honda civic
davepoobond: hyundai civic, you jackass
davepoobond: don’t fall in
zackrat123: dont fall in wat
davepoobond: your own shit
davepoobond: cause you’re just full of it
zackrat123: o
zackrat123: ok
zackrat123: but search for honda civic and it will show it
davepoobond: unh hunh..
davepoobond: tell me other funny jokes
zackrat123 wants to directly connect.
zackrat123: accept
zackrat123 is now directly connected.
davepoobond: dood
zackrat123: (shows a picture of a Honda civic)
zackrat123: honda civic
zackrat123: but y do u want to know
davepoobond: no reason
davepoobond: mwah
davepoobond: mwahahahah
davepoobond: nayway1@3!
zackrat123 direct connection is closed.
zackrat123: ok
davepoobond: have you been to my website
zackrat123: nope
davepoobond: g-g-g-g-g-g-go
zackrat123: wat is it
davepoobond: a humor site
zackrat123: wats the link
davepoobond: www.squackle.com
zackrat123: eeewwwwww
davepoobond: ?
zackrat123: i went to it
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: what’s so ewwww about it
zackrat123: i didnt go to it but i dont want to
davepoobond: ok!
davepoobond: Why do you think you think that i think what?
zackrat123: ?
zackrat123 signed off at 5:07:41 PM.
#22505: davepoobond -> PhycoPuppie
davepoobond: boy i can’t wait till fizikz tomorrow
PhycoPuppie: ok
PhycoPuppie signed off.
#22504: davepoobond -> Para
davepoobond: heh i just thought of something
davepoobond: i should make a porno where all the hot chicks aren’t the ones getting the action
davepoobond: but all these ugly chicks are
davepoobond: it’ll mess with their minds
Para: Yeah!
Para: Women would buy that.
Para: Normal women with no makeup and stuff getting all the hunks.
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: “if only”
davepoobond: or “i want to be her”
Para: Yeah.
davepoobond: then there’s a sudden surge in ugly women becoming porn actresses
Para: And give it an actual plot.
Para: Heh.
davepoobond: have an actual plot and then no one would buy it
davepoobond: cause it has too many things that aren’t appealing
Para: Actually no. Women like plots.
davepoobond: heh
Para: Women don’t like hardcore.
Para: We like softcore.
Para: That’s why romance novels sell.
Para: They are smut just like the movies.
Para: They just have a plot.
davepoobond: interesting
davepoobond: an untapped market
Para: Pretty much.
#22503: davepoobond -> Para
davepoobond: if i make it as a director maybe i can put you in one of the movies I make 😉 (not porno)
davepoobond: though i might go through there if i plan to actually pursue that career choice
Para: Lol, good. Because I’d be the only dressed person in the porno
davepoobond: i guess you could be the lawyer person that consults with the main character
davepoobond: right before she gets assrammed
Para: Lmao
davepoobond: or i could just make my own company or whatever maybe
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: maybe i’ll do that on the side of an office job or wherever i end up
Para: True
Para: Porn tends to ruin a person’s career before it starts though.
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: but you get all the hot chicks
davepoobond: so it can’t be that bad
Para: All the hot used chicks.
Para: Really used.
davepoobond: hey used costs less
Para: Lol… used also comes with some unwanted extras.
davepoobond: haha
#22501: Para -> davepoobond
Para: ::jingles a baggy of teeth at him::
davepoobond: woowwee
Para: Heh
davepoobond: that was unexpected to see ya IM me
Para: Got my wisdom teeth removed.
Para: Heh
davepoobond: that’s funny
davepoobond: is your mouth all numb
Para: Nah, had em removed friday.
Para: Now I’m just in pain. 😀
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: how many did you have?
Para: 4
davepoobond: i had 6
davepoobond: 4 on the top 2 on the bottom
davepoobond: stupid doctor made the joke saying i have extra wisdom
davepoobond: i wonder how many times a day those nurses have to hear that jackass say that same joke
Para: Lol, now that sucks.
Para: Mine were just huge.
Para: The bottom ones were twice as large as the top.
davepoobond: interesting
Para: Looks like you could have pulled em out of a small cow.
Para: Had to cut of part of my jaw bone to get one out.
davepoobond: ow
Para: It had pinched some bone.
Para: I have the jaw bone too. 😀
Para: Did you keep yours?
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: i dont think they let me keep them
davepoobond: or my mom didn’t want to
davepoobond: something like that
davepoobond: they said the 2nd set at the top just crumbled when they took them out
davepoobond: i think i actually lost them
Para: Actually they aren’t supposed to let you keep them.
Para: They are a biohazard.
davepoobond: then i probably don’t have them
Para: I’m persistant though.
davepoobond: or never did
Para: Plus they usually have to cut impacted ones up to get them out.
Para: So I have 2 teeth in 5 different pieces.
Para: But I can glue em back.
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: never know when you’ll need biohazard material, i guess
Para: Lol, they aren’t anymore.
Para: I washed em.
Para: I can understand why they would be.
davepoobond: people might eat them, they can’t take the chance
Para: It takes awhile to clean them, it would take them too long to clean them… so they would have to hand them to you bloody and with gum tissue hanging off.
Para: So I had a little gruesome bloody baggy off teeth for a bit.
Para: Creeped the hell out of my mom.
Para: I’m standing over the bathroom sink, about 4 hours after the surgery, a little dopey… and using a nail brush to scrap it all off.
Para: Which it didn’t work.
Para: So I had to boil them.
Para: She refused to come into the kitchen
davepoobond: ew
Para: Lol
Para: What, they are just teeth.
davepoobond: well you’re boiling them and scraping them
Para: Had to, rather do that then have rotten human flesh smell.
davepoobond: you could’ve always sucked it all off
Para: Can’t suck… can’t use a straw for a week.
davepoobond: meh
Para: Lol
Para: I don’t know why that seems to freak people out.
davepoobond: it doesn’t really
davepoobond: its just kind of nasty
Para: *shrugs*
Para: I had little options
davepoobond: the thought of seeing gum hanging off teeth dripping with blood
davepoobond: kind of unsettling
#22500: davepoobond -> manceman
davepoobond: do you happen to have the latest Sponge album?
manceman: wtf is Sponge ?
davepoobond: sponge is a band
davepoobond: with one good song
davepoobond: they’re grunge
manceman: o gotcha
davepoobond: they’re amazingggg
manceman: ill bet
davepoobond: not really
davepoobond: they do have a good song though
manceman: do you think the test tomorrow is going to be hard?
davepoobond: maybe maybe not
manceman: thats not very helpful
davepoobond: would it have been if i told you either way
davepoobond: what would you do differently had i told you what i really thought
davepoobond: had i cared in the first place
manceman: i do not know
davepoobond: you’ll just get your 90% as always
davepoobond: and i’ll get my 50 or 79%
manceman: haha
manceman: i got a b on the last one
manceman: whats PhycoPuppie going to get?
davepoobond: 490
manceman: haha
#22499: davepoobond -> manceman
davepoobond: go eat a triangle
manceman: what?
davepoobond: triangle stew is gud 4 u
manceman: wtf
davepoobond: :-$
#22498: davepoobond -> YoursTruly
davepoobond: poo
YoursTruly: lol long time
davepoobond: motown legends are the coolest
davepoobond: yeah…
YoursTruly: really? what are they about?
davepoobond: uhh
davepoobond: motown is a company
davepoobond: and they just put legends on the end of their names
davepoobond: for their most popular artists
davepoobond: so they can put cds out for them
davepoobond: of all their best songs
davepoobond: and they’re all black artists
YoursTruly: ohhhh, nice
YoursTruly: so whatcha doin?
davepoobond: not much
davepoobond: you
YoursTruly: being bored, i gave up on chat room rpg now i just play real rpgs………… so boring
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: video game rpgs are better
davepoobond: it takes less creativity
YoursTruly: lol yeah i guess, plus there are no gay neebies on video games
davepoobond: that too