Phoenix: You into Yaoi?
Hotkid05: whos this
Phoenix: You know me.
Hotkid05: adam who
Phoenix: Don’t fuck around man, you KNOW who this is.
Hotkid05: im serious adam who
Phoenix: So whats up? We havn’t talked for a while.
Phoenix: How you been?
Hotkid05: where u from
Hotkid05: good u
Hotkid05: where do u live at
Phoenix: You still acting like you don’t know me bro?
Phoenix: Fine, fuck you too.
Phoenix: We talked for months!
Hotkid05: im drunk as hell
Phoenix: Now I’m not your boy? Now you act like I’m nothing?
Phoenix: Go fuckyourself man, I don’t need you.
Hotkid05: im sorry
Phoenix: ….alright, alright.
Phoenix: But stop playin man,you know I don’t like that shit
Hotkid05: do u know my name??
Phoenix: No, we only talked online.
Hotkid05: r u straight??
Phoenix: The hell? You a moron or something? Can’t you remember anything?
Hotkid05: yea im sorry
Hotkid05: how r u
Phoenix: Fine, annoyed at you asking all this stupid shit though.
Hotkid05: my bad
Phoenix: It’s alright holmes, it’s fine.
Hotkid05: do u have a girl now
Phoenix: Hell ya boy, you know me. I can get em whenever I try.
Phoenix: Broke up with that other girl though, ya remember Faith?
Phoenix: Oh, of course you don’t, lol.
Phoenix: How bout you?
Hotkid05: no kidding
Phoenix: Man, that sucks.
Hotkid05: i need 2 get laid
Phoenix: Heh, I hear that.
Phoenix: Course, it must be hard.
Hotkid05: why u say that
Phoenix: I mean you don’t remember shit, you act dumb all the time.
Phoenix: Like this shit you were pulling with me.
Hotkid05: my bad man
Phoenix: If I was a girl I woulda called you a fag, man.
Phoenix: Course you are a fuckin fag.
Phoenix: I mean you act all quire and dainty.
Phoenix: Plus all that sick porn you look at?
Phoenix: That’s fucked up man.
Phoenix: I mean, all those links you were sending me…
Phoenix: “Big booty ass sucking” God, sick shit.
Phoenix: No wonder you pretend you don’t know me, I’d be embarrased too.
Phoenix: Course you were drunk but still…
Phoenix: You there, holmes?
Phoenix: Meh, you’re probably wanking it to some of that weird gay cartoon guy shit again, may you fucked up