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#10259: Bloodninja -> DirtyKate

This entry is part 2 of 13 in the series The Saga of Bloodninja

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate: K, but don’t tell anybody πŸ˜‰

DirtyKate: Who are you?

Bloodninja: I’ve got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John’s in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John’s and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate: Hello! I’d like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, “Hello, this is Papa John’s, how may I help you”, then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that’s an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!

Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate: Umm…Yes

DirtyKate: So you’re bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I’m home alone…and I think I’ll take a shower…

Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I’ll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate: I’m almost finished with my shower… Hurry up!

Bloodninja: You can’t hurry good pizza.

Bloodninja: I’m on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate: So you’re at my front door now.

Bloodninja: How did you know?

Bloodninja: I knock but you can’t hear me cause you’re in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I’m as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I’m all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

Bloodninja: So you’re still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate: Yeah, I’m wrapping a towel around myself.

Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

DirtyKate: What the fuck?

DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit

DirtyKate: Fuck

#10258: Bloodninja -> Sarah19fca

This entry is part 1 of 13 in the series The Saga of Bloodninja

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.

Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.

Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.

Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.

Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O’ Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Sarah19fca: you like that?

Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.

Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

Sarah19fca: Peanuts?

Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?

Bloodninja: I’m spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

Sarah19fca: This is stupid.

Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.

Sarah19fca: /ignore

Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

#10257: i300767 -> Fire6water

I found this.

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i300767: hey

Fire6water: i4842026

i300767: what?

Fire6water: That’s one of my SNs

i300767: y?

Fire6water: I like the whole, one letter, lots of numbers thing

i300767: hehehe

Fire6water: What’s funny?

i300767: nothing i like it too

Fire6water: You like to giggle, eh?

Fire6water: Very Manly

Fire6water: I’m more of a chuckler

Fire6water: The deep, more manly kind of giggle

i300767: only my numbers are are my id #

i300767: yes yes

i300767: hehe

Fire6water: hauh hauh hauh

Fire6water: That’s my deep manly chuckle

i300767: heh heh

Fire6water: My numbers are a password to a secret government website

Fire6water: want the URL?

i300767: hehe

i300767: yea

i300767: ?

Fire6water: okay

Fire6water: http://www.freedic.com

Fire6water: Do you want to buy my soul?

Fire6water: I’m selling it

i300767: how much?

Fire6water: Here is the URL:

Fire6water: I’m only 759

Fire6water: I’m cheap

i300767: oooohh…i think sold!

i300767: hehehe

Fire6water: So, are you going to sell your soul too?

i300767: nope…i need it…i case of emergency…like it would help

Fire6water: What would a soul do you in an emergency?

i300767: i case i…ummm…i dunno

Fire6water: Souls can’t make you fly

Fire6water: A soul cannot give you immortality

i300767: yea…but…i dunno

Fire6water: What makes your soul so special to you?

i300767: nothing

Fire6water: Then why have it around when you can sell it?

i300767: ummm

Fire6water: Can’t think of anything, right?

i300767: nope

Fire6water: Then give your soul to someone who has a use for it

i300767: mine already expired

Fire6water: Expired, eh?

i300767: yup

Fire6water: Just like how my slut papers expired?

i300767: when i got my frist computer

Fire6water: I am no longer an official slut

i300767: yay!

Fire6water: I have to go down to the official slut office and take the test again

Fire6water: It’s quite simple acually

i300767: plz dont.

Fire6water: They give me three guys and I start my work

i300767: hehehe

Fire6water: the papers last for two years

Fire6water: So, I think I’ll go down this weekend. I’m thinking of bringing a few friends down with me

Fire6water: We can do the group test

Fire6water: The best two out of five sluts become official sluts

i300767: heh

Fire6water: I am most defenetly going to make it

i300767: …

Fire6water: I have been a member for 6 years now

i300767: aaahhhh

Fire6water: Oh yeah, you need to meet my new pimp

i300767: oh…who…tj??

Fire6water: I have two now

Fire6water: Michelle and Mat

Fire6water: The M&M comp.

i300767: aahh

Fire6water: They made a few bucks today

i300767: ooh…hehehe

Fire6water: Daniel, he gave them a few bucks for me

i300767: hey can u make that the m&m&m corp?

Fire6water: Sure

i300767: hehehe^_^

i300767: oopps

Fire6water: there’s that giggling again

i300767: wrong font

Fire6water: M&M&M&M comp.

i300767: who is the other one?

Fire6water: Mako

i300767: ooog is she on?

i300767: oooh^

Fire6water: Is she on what? This earth? Yes.

i300767: no…aim

Fire6water: How can you be on AIM?

Fire6water: She can be online

Fire6water: And be using AIM

i300767: is she?

Fire6water: But she can’t be ON AIM

Fire6water: Yes, she is

i300767: what?

i300767: what sn?

Fire6water: Sore wa himitsu desu

i300767: what?

Fire6water: That is a secret ^.~ b

i300767: damn her!

i300767: damn them all

i300767: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire6water: Damn the world

i300767: hehehe!

Fire6water: there is that giggling, yet again.

i300767: yes yes

Fire6water: So it’s double words now?

i300767: its a metaphorical figuitive expression of the way my brian wave transfer

i300767: to the mucelse in my fingers

Fire6water: Understandable

i300767: hehehe

Fire6water: that damn giggling is getting annoying

i300767: oh…

i300767: ill stop when i get to speak to Mako!!

i300767: GRRR!!!!

Fire6water: grrr… *shake my fist*

i300767: *^@*^%J&^$I&I^KUM^#

Fire6water: Oh, you want her SN? Why didn’t you say so

Fire6water: GoblinSorceress

Fire6water: There ya go

i300767: oh yes i want it

i300767: ok…hehe

i300767: ooops

Fire6water: No ‘hehe’

i300767: yes sorry

Fire6water: I was drunk last night

i300767: ?

Fire6water: I was acting different than usual

i300767: oh

Fire6water: My bf was very happy after the night was through

Fire6water: ~.^ b

i300767: ooooohh

Fire6water: Yes, I sang contry, his favorite. That’s what we did all night. Karaoke.

i300767: oh…ok

Fire6water: I sang: Baby I’m amazed by you

Fire6water: One of his favorites

i300767: oh! i thought you did something else

Fire6water: Like what?

i300767: nm

Test10

We got a new email system for my school and some idiot IT guy sent a mass mail to everyone, leaving the β€œcluster name” in the To: field so that everyone can reply to it. And people started replying to it. And it goes to everyone.

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From: Goo, Simon [mailto:sgoo]
Sent: Wed 8/30/2006 3:46 PM
Subject: test10

Test10

Simon Goo
CSU Fullerton
Information Technology

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Fri 9/8/2006 6:53 PM

From bs:

What is test 10?

your mail is not clear to me

Bha. Su

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Fri 9/8/2006 8:31 PM

From cobian:

Why are you responding to email to “Simon Goo” at my email address? This is not Simon Goo’s email. Please make note.

-Alison Cobian

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Fri 9/8/2006 9:12 PM

From fv312:

I apologize for any inconvenience but I do not know who any of these contacts are. I would appreciate it if I could stop receiving mail from the contacts listed above. Thank you and again I apologize for any inconvenience.

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Fri 9/8/2006 11:08 PM

From ashleypark:

I apologize for any inconvenience but I do not know who any of these contacts are. I would appreciate it if I could stop receiving mail from the contacts listed above. Thank you and again I apologize for any inconvenience.

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Fri 9/8/2006 11:16 PM

From BeatriceNistor:

Please Stop adding the “DL-Stuexchcluster1” its why we’re all getting the mail

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Fri 9/8/2006 11:22 PM

From cmonge:

I also do not understand why I am receiving emails. Therefore please delete my email address from contacts. I do not know anyone of the contacts. Thank you

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Fri 9/8/2006 11:38 PM

From dannyphan03:

It’s pretty obvious that they’re testing the new email system. Simon Goo is the IT guy….so chill out people and stop sending these email to everyone…it’s getting pretty annoying. Thank you all

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Fri 9/8/2006 11:48 PM

From lv3tj:

Um.. i dont know any of u.. but.. i hope that this email thing.. stops soon!

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Sat 9/9/2006 12:04 AM

From EFeldman:

This is the funniest thing ever.

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Sat 9/9/2006 12:35 AM

From madenchina:

my god people… its clear that none of us know each other… if your lonely this is not the way to make friends… for god sakes this thing will stop when we stop responding to each other… oviously this has no importance of any kind so who gives a crap about what this is or what its for just dont respond to it! i hope that the message is clear enough: DONT PUSH THE DAM RETURN KEY!!!! if u c it leave it DEL this letter and DO NOT write a return message to this and it will stop!!!

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Sat 9/9/2006 1:18 AM

From echoi:

hqahahahahaha…imma add to the problem.. lol

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Sat 9/9/2006 1:19 AM

From echoi, again:

lol….just adding to the problem…lol…stress freaks
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Sat 9/9/2006 10:41 AM

From evphan:

me too i want to add to the problem πŸ˜‰

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Sat 9/9/2006 11:18 AM

From anthonyha:

just using this opportunity to let you all know that i’m dead sexy

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Sat 9/9/2006 12:10 PM

From c_raquel_a:

The Simon Goo Test 10 was a system test of all email through CSUF. No response or request to be removed from the contact list is necessaary, ie.. if you are deleted it means no more email from anyone.
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Sat 9/9/2006 1:53 PM

From cindyguerrero:

Please stop sending e mail to my adress, I don’t know any of these people I am not Simon Goo

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Sat 9/9/2006 1:58 PM

From Ammar S. Amirkhizi :

Dear Simon,

This is turning into something like hotmail or yahoo e-mail accounts and I’m sure many of us don’t like to monitor our e-mails for spam.

It seems that some students do not have the ability to recognise that this is a student e-mail account and it is not to be used for spamming.

Please take the necessary actions for them to behave in an educated manner.

Sincerely,

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Sat 9/9/2006 2:11 PM

From jeschultz21:

Perhaps this is a mistake, but just to let you know that I am receiving this e-mail from you and I don’t know why.

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Sat 9/9/2006 2:22 PM

From spimentel23:

i’m receiving this as well.
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Sat 9/9/2006 2:34 PM

From lneumann:

do i know you people and what is test10?
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Sat 9/9/2006 2:37 PM

From be188207:

i dont know what is going on, i never sent mail to any of these addresses so in the future disreguard any messages from this user. Thanks
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Sat 9/9/2006 2:52 PM

From gonzales:

I don’t know any of you & i keep getting these emails about test10. PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME!! CHECK THE SPELLING OF THE EMAIL ADDRESSES YOU ARE SENDING TO!
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Sat 9/9/2006 2:55 PM

From jamiebarber:

why do i keep getting a million Test10 emails. Annoying!!

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Sat 9/9/2006 2:59 PM

From Lea Bagtas:

It seems to be that “Test10” is just what it states, a test. It may or may not be a spam. Nonetheless, if you wish to reply to email TEST10 or anything related to it, please make sure that you are using the “reply”, or “reply to sender” button instead of the “reply to all”.

This way, no one is getting redundant emails or blanket emails. I have received over 5 emails, all of which had nothing to do with me. I’m sure this is as much as an inconvenience to me as it is to others.

Thank you for your consideration.

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Sat 9/9/2006 3:04 PM

From lmkidwell892:

this is all going to my email as well. anybody know how to stop it because its kinda gettin annoying!!

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Sat 9/9/2006 3:11 PM

From kendiewendie:

PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS LIST NOW!!!!! I DO NOT WANT THESE EMIALS ABOUT TEST 10 THANK YOU
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Sat 9/9/2006 3:18 PM

From gcon:

Can you please take me off of your mailing list! Test 10??? :/ Who are you guys? and why am i receiving mail from you??

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Sat 9/9/2006 3:21 PM

From Peter Martinez:

Yes, the main e-mail address list got leaked… somehow it started w/ IT sending out an e-mail to the β€œclusters” which probably means every student e-mail account.

Think of it as a huge myspace bulletin … yes, kind of annoying…

Peter

Chair, SOAR-CICC

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Sat 9/9/2006 3:23 PM

From EJB1188:

I think this will spam to everyone..I’m testing it out!

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Sat 9/9/2006 3:58 PM

From chris.nguyen:

wth? I have recieved over 35! 35! of these emails…please stop sending!

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Soon after, the e-mails stopped coming. And then all of a sudden they were all deleted from my inbox.

In conclusion, it would have gone on for eternity, since there’s like 32,000 people at my school. Idiots.

#8977: JustinChi012 -> davepoobond

I knew someone named Justin at school, and someone who knew him made a screen name after him and IMd me, impersonating him.

JustinChi012: Hello

JustinChi012: Lee Holloway does her best to compose herself as she readies for her job interview.

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: wtf?

davepoobond: justin?

JustinChi012: yes?

davepoobond: why the HELL are you iming me

davepoobond: you blocked me 3 years ago, let alone even talked for that long

JustinChi012: I want to send you a picture of my new girlfriend

davepoobond: bull

JustinChi012: nm

davepoobond: how did you even remember this sn

JustinChi012: HA HA! THAT IS HUMOR, MY FRIEND! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! GET IT? If only the super-intelligent Goth Poets could combine forces with the ultra-hilarious webcomic authors of the world! Then we’d have one easy, visible target to direct the orbiting laser cannons at. Oops, I just ended that last sentence with a preposition.

davepoobond: justin, yer freakin me out. you type too fast

JustinChi012: This is Sam Arnold.

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: who?

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn

davepoobond: hello?

JustinChi012: Damn I still can’t send the pic

davepoobond: …

JustinChi012: I am Justin

davepoobond: i’m on aol…

davepoobond: ok, if yer justin, what classes are you taking

JustinChi012: AP English

JustinChi012: Pre Cal

JustinChi012: w8…y am i tellin yoo dish

davepoobond: trying to find out if yer justin

davepoobond: ok, i believe you in that. what grade did we meet

JustinChi012: Have you ever ate bar-b-que?

JustinChi012: 8th

davepoobond: YOU LIE

davepoobond: 7th grade, dimwit

davepoobond: remember, 7th grade math

davepoobond: who was our teacher

davepoobond: just as i thought

JustinChi012: kissel

davepoobond: unh hunh..

davepoobond: that’s a 50% chance

davepoobond: hold on gtg eat dinner

JustinChi012: Have you ever ate bar-b-que?

davepoobond: why are you asking me that

davepoobond: what i dont understand is why you’re IMing me at all

davepoobond: i thought you hated me..

davepoobond: and i dont see any reason behind why you would want me to see yer girlfriend

davepoobond: unless you wanted me to laugh at you

JustinChi012: because she’s purdy

JustinChi012: that too

JustinChi012: w8…no i dun

davepoobond: hmm….justin usually talked more asian…and didnt use contractions like w8

JustinChi012: fuq yoo

davepoobond: thatsa boy

davepoobond: lessee….what else can i ask you about

davepoobond: to make sure its you

davepoobond: ok, was i your friend in 7th and 8th grade

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: yes or no answer the question yes or no answer the question

JustinChi012: no

JustinChi012: How do you feel about “All in the Family”?

davepoobond: good job, thats the right answer

davepoobond: y r u askin me these stupid questions

davepoobond: WAIT A SECOND

davepoobond: HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET A GIRLFRIEND

davepoobond: yer freakin JUSTIN for cryin out loud

JustinChi012: Do you enjoy the beach?

davepoobond: yes, on occasion

davepoobond: but i dont like it when the giant squids come out and eat your toes

davepoobond: and then the asteroids, and the mermaids….::shudder::

davepoobond: its an evil place that beach

davepoobond: but i like the calming waves

JustinChi012: I once went to the circus and there were lions and one of them took a dump and then the trainer came out and stepped in it and fell down

davepoobond: except when spears shoot out of them

davepoobond: ok then

davepoobond: so then, howsa bout tellin me why yer IMing me and how you remembered this sn

JustinChi012: Because I won the lottery

davepoobond: mmh…interesting aspect that is SINCE YER NOT EVEN GAMBLING AGE-LEGAL

davepoobond: and yer being a little too random for a justin

JustinChi012: ACTUALLY I DONT HAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS THEY WONT COME OVER BECAUSE ONE TIME ONE OF THEM WENT TO SLEEP AND I PLACED MY PENIS IN THEIR EAR

davepoobond: you fuckin perv, yer not justin at all. shut the fuck up, i aint listenin to you anymore

davepoobond: yer pry one of his stupid friends though

davepoobond: or one of MY friends

JustinChi012: Like I said:I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS THEY WONT COME OVER BECAUSE ONE TIME ONE OF THEM WENT TO SLEEP AND I PLACED MY PENIS IN THEIR EAR

davepoobond: just like when i went over to your place justin?

davepoobond: we had a slumber party remember

davepoobond: you never placed yer penis in my ear

JustinChi012: No we didnt

JustinChi012: Juice Bar

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: hmm that reminds me

davepoobond: what did colin always call you a long time ago

JustinChi012: I found chocolate bubble gum

JustinChi012: Juice boy Bob

davepoobond: you are so off

davepoobond: you sure got shit for memory for an ap student

JustinChi012: That’s because Im high right now

JustinChi012: Shoe Tree

davepoobond: …

#8897: Luxxy23 -> John170

I found this.

Luxxy23: hello

Luxxy23: i was just viewing your stupid ims page…incredibly witty i must say

Luxxy23: incredible

Luxxy23: even the phrase “stupid ims”…where did you ever come up with that one?

Luxxy23: youre like some sort of wordsmith

Luxxy23: anyway, i was disappointed that of all of my ‘stupid ims’ ive ever had, that one was chosen for a website

Auto response from John170: Sorry

Luxxy23:, I’m not interested in speaking right now. πŸ™‚

Luxxy23: thats ok.. ill do the talking

Luxxy23: nice aviator glasses, by the way

Luxxy23: very fashionable

Luxxy23: you look like a homosexual from the 80’s

Luxxy23: anywho.. im not reporting you to aol, so dont get your panties in a bunch, nancy. goodbye

#8892: XoX Sharyn XoX -> John170

I found this.

XoX Sharyn XoX: excuse me but ur amoron,,,,,,,, TALKIN shit is childish

John170: I pity you if you believe this is real πŸ™‚

XoX Sharyn XoX: pity? well hope not…. otherwise your sence of humor needs works

John170: I’ll let you know when I reallycare what you have to say hon.

XoX Sharyn XoX: don’t know youEXCUSE trust me << got nada to say too you

John170: Take a reality pill and get offline

#8891: Sax5thAve101 -> John170

I found this.

Sax5thAve101: your not a good person why are you here?

Sax5thAve101: perhaps find your subjects in another room

Sax5thAve101: <read your page

John170: So you’re a good person? πŸ™‚

Sax5thAve101: my attraction towards your name was only to say what I did

Sax5thAve101: you may look eleswhere

John170: You’re a flippin’ idiot

John170: You OWN a room? Good golly. You need to take your meds hon.

Sax5thAve101: your rudeness will not bother me

John170: You’re the one who started with the rudeness, you’re funny πŸ™‚

Sax5thAve101: have a nice evening.. I did not you happen to hurt someone
I know with your humor

John170: Oh get a life

Sax5thAve101: said try eleswhere

John170:HA

Sax5thAve101: your gone tyvm your cooperation is grateful

John170: Live and let live I always say. Tell your fat friend I’m sorry to
offend πŸ™‚

Sax5thAve101: my dear shes right here tell here yourself

Sax5thAve101: perhaps not I apologize

John170: LOL, ok

Sax5thAve101: no need for you to cause her more harm

John170: Yes, tell her to stay inside for it’s a cruel world. Hand her a
tissue for me too, thanks!

Sax5thAve101: enjoy your life such as it is

John170: You bet, will do. You too!

Sax5thAve101: thank you

#8890: PhDGrrl -> John170

PhDGrrl: Your site, in terms of pure variety and inclusion of the ims from drunk “gangsta” chicks, is altogether an admirable place to be on a Saturday night. However, you made a spelling error of the type that is especially embarassing, especially when the predominance of the site is spent berating others for similar errors. I will let you know once I get over the shock… A bientot….

John170: huh?

#8889: Ly2000 -> John170

I found this.

L*****y2000: hi there awfully quiet

John170: Yes, well, I’m meditating and practicing yoga. Hello, hi.

L*****y2000: hey youeven left the room sorry did i disturb you ?

John170: No, not at all, I’m fine. How are you?

L*****y2000: okay thank you, where are you located if i may ask ??? i am in southbridge i am 33 years old

John170: I am in Framingham here.

John170: Framingham by the Sea

L*****y2000: is your kitty mle or female

L*****y2000: it is a cutie lol

John170: Twit’s a boy kitty

L*****y2000: thats too cute

John170: He RULES. He says hello by the way.

L*****y2000: my kitty is black and her name nunnie

L*****y2000: she is the bitch of the house lol wacko cat lol

John170: Sweeet! How old is Nunnie?

L*****y2000: 8 months

John170: That’s a cute age, meow

L*****y2000: lol you are precious lol

John170: Oh sssssssssstop!

L*****y2000: i am serious a man that adores cats is my type of sweetheart

John170: I grew up always having a cat. I love those little guys.

L*****y2000: me tooo how old if i may ask ??

L*****y2000: 38 ?

John170: I am 31

L*****y2000: sorry lol 31

John170: Yes

John170: Yessssssss!

L*****y2000: the facial hair makes you older lookin

L*****y2000: do you go out offen ?

John170: That was one of those long weekends

L*****y2000: understandable lol

John170: Long weekends without shaving that is.

L*****y2000: i need a long weekend two days together wold be perfect lol

John170: Sounds like you work in either the food or retail business

L*****y2000: bingo fast food bk

John170: That’s a tough racket

L*****y2000: love the atmoosphere the huslle the busel, wicked people person love to talk am to friendly at times lol

John170: I was in the supermarket business for years. I was NO people person. πŸ™‚

L*****y2000: lol have to have a few screws loose to do this type of work lol

L*****y2000: meet alot of intresting people though lol

John170: You got to man, in order to survive.

L*****y2000: it a all man world where i am it is tough but it fight back to keep my opion known lol

John170: It’s not an all man world. My dad married a woman.

L*****y2000: in the company i work for its a mans world i mean silly

John170: Well, maybe you can start a Burger Queen

L*****y2000: lol no thanks rather masterbate in public lol

John170: Yes, well, that could have been an option I suppose.

L*****y2000: lol

L*****y2000: so why ar youi tonight /// no dtes mn gf ????

John170: I’m not allowed near women, part of the conditions of my parole

L*****y2000: excuse me ?

John170: You burped?

L*****y2000: perole never stopped anyone from going out lol

John170: I know, but this goofy electronic ankle bracelet thing is a real drag.

L*****y2000: you crack me up

John170: Oh I do not

L*****y2000: you do silly shit you are

John170: You flatterer you

L*****y2000:: so john how long are you atteched for ?

John170: My sentence goes on for another few years man!

L*****y2000: are we talking straght shit here ??

John170: No, but man, imagine if it was?

L*****y2000: shall i say this to you ……. shithead fuck off, that wasnt nice of me sorry πŸ™‚

John170: I’d have to say “fries are up” and give you two middle fingers.

#8888: John170 -> XLGPx02134

I found this.

My first time on an Apple computer! Today was sort of a lame day at work. Things are pretty much slow right now, almost no calls in the queue, so I decided to think differently and start learning Apple. I installed AOL on this old PowerPC crap box at work when XLGPx02134 decides to chime in. I lost the first few lines unfortunately, because I SUCK at Apple. Somehow I killed the IM, have NO idea what I clicked. The whole operating system makes NO sense whatsoever. Why only one button on the mouse? WTF is “Appletalk?” I’ve been managing networks now for about 5 years, and think the “Chooser” and Appletalk Zones are the most inefficient method of network organization. WOW! OSX has SMB!!! HOLY COW!!

Shit, sorry, I digress. He’s the shithead’s IM.

John170: I’m working right now, but I do enjoy being your focus

XLGPx02134: Say when.

John170: When!

John170: Now what?

XLGPx02134: You wanna kick my a$$, then do it.

John170: I said KISS. I’m into that today.

John170: Is it clean shaven?

XLGPx02134: You are immature .

XLGPx02134: P.S. She called you that first.

XLGPx02134: hOLD

John170: I feel so offended πŸ™‚

XLGPx02134: Offer to go visit her at work.

XLGPx02134: You talk pretending to be me again and i WILL find you.

John170: I put your quote in my profile, I liked it

XLGPx02134: That’s expected.

XLGPx02134: You are either a girl or 18

John170: Oh you did NOT expect that

John170: Come on you sillyhead

XLGPx02134: Fess it up. WHICH chick are you?

John170: I’m yours!

XLGPx02134: Another one who says they are at work but sit here round the tick tock.

XLGPx02134: Live off your girlfriend?

XLGPx02134: Wait. She’s not employed either.

XLGPx02134: Med Leave this month.

John170: No, honest, I’m at work.

John170: I got a phone, a pen, a stapler, and a few puters here.

XLGPx02134: Offer to bring her lunch at work. They never heard of her.

XLGPx02134: Copy boy?

XLGPx02134: You are a PUP, bro.

XLGPx02134: PUP

John170: as in a little doggy?

XLGPx02134: You not embarrassed to talk with all that #$%^ website?

XLGPx02134: Desperado poster child

John170: Not at all, I’m happy with my dysfunctional personality.

XLGPx02134: Shell says this will go on your page. Im flattered dude. Im going to real work now.

XLGPx02134: anything needs to be said, say it to ME tough boy.

John170: I’m still wondering who Shell is. She must be someone very special.

XLGPx02134: I’ll find out which one you are.

XLGPx02134: Thought Linda, but I admit an error

XLGPx02134: Man here.

John170: It takes a man to admit his errors. Bravo!

XLGPx02134: I think your Mommy put Oreos in your lunchbox.

John170: Can we talk again? I like you.

XLGPx02134: Count on it.

XLGPx02134: You are infamous bro.

XLGPx02134: I bet you have a nice figure too like all the fat chicks.

John170: My coworkers are laughing at this. Can I print it out to show others?

XLGPx02134: Good luck finding a nice ‘woman’ here.

XLGPx02134: Coworkers? Nintendo buddies?

XLGPx02134: Seniors out of school already?

John170: They still make Nintendo?? I had one in college. Wow

John170: I had an Atari too

XLGPx02134: Your buddies need to come in and feel manly by harrassing women, too?

John170: The ones online or the ones in jail. Please specify.

XLGPx02134: I use the term ‘manly’ in i’s lightest form..

XLGPx02134: Jail wouldn’t surprise me.

John170: I’m sure you’re well adept at determining masculinity πŸ™‚

XLGPx02134: Let’s meet and see what you say to face.

XLGPx02134: I don’t throw punches unless I need to.

John170: You’re gonna AOLbeatme?

XLGPx02134: Don’t be afraid, my MAN.

XLGPx02134: The more you say, the more you sound like a chick.

XLGPx02134: I bet you sit on a pillow at work.

John170: It’s a comfy chair. Gotta keep my bum bum soft.

XLGPx02134: Keep playing me. Im feeding off of this.

John170: Same here!

John170: As stated earlier, I like you

XLGPx02134: You are ‘immature, but fun’. She was honest there.

XLGPx02134: I know you are a chick.

John170: But thank GOD she has you now.

XLGPx02134: I will say 98% sure.

XLGPx02134: She had me, bro.

John170: How come you call me a chick, and then call me bro shortly after? Just curious.

XLGPx02134: A few of us.

XLGPx02134: Which do you prefer?

John170: Non gender specific. Call me “it”

XLGPx02134: If you are a MAN, I got some advice for you.

John170: I’m ready!

XLGPx02134: I’m man enough to help out the peons here.

XLGPx02134: When you fall for that AOL chick, or possibly ‘man’ in your capacity, hold tight.

XLGPx02134: You’ll need all the help you can get.

John170: And that’s your job, to help!

XLGPx02134: I have a heart for less fortunate

John170: Do you give to charity?

XLGPx02134: Is that your real name?

XLGPx02134: Maybe its Donna.

John170: Could be Sam too.

John170: Or … Pat

XLGPx02134: Go clean your locker.

John170: Can I leave my Erik Estrada pictures in it?

XLGPx02134: Now your making sense.

XLGPx02134: I will let you get back to your nails and hair now.

XLGPx02134: John.

John170: Sorry, busy for a sec. Anything else?

XLGPx02134: Oh yeh. Working.

XLGPx02134: Checks come in this time of the month. Opening an envelope isnt work.

XLGPx02134: Ciao, MANfriend.

John170: Can we talk later??? Please?

John170: I got to get lunch in a bit.

XLGPx02134: Bitter b$tch.

John170: Better or bitter? Pardon?

XLGPx02134: Your maturity shows me that you need the last word.

John170: What time do you have to work today? Can I schedule our next chat?

XLGPx02134: I go in at 3.

John170: Janitor?

John170: A fine profession

XLGPx02134: Keep dreaming and maybe you will be one someday.

John170: I practice cleaning my own urine and feces off the toilet every day.

XLGPx02134: My phone is ringing. You might want to stick around.

John170: Ok, I may be one when you get off of work. Hopefully we can chat then. If not, I’ll sign on again during the day. That ok?

XLGPx02134: Like I said. Time and place.

XLGPx02134: SAy it all to my face

XLGPx02134: We go from there.

John170: Ok. I’ll start practicing my man-kissing then. I cannot wait! You dress like the indian, I’ll be construction guy. Take care πŸ™‚

XLGPx02134: Grow up kid. Or stand by the chicks.

John170: last word byeeeee πŸ™‚ Lunch time