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#8977: JustinChi012 -> davepoobond

I knew someone named Justin at school, and someone who knew him made a screen name after him and IMd me, impersonating him.

JustinChi012: Hello

JustinChi012: Lee Holloway does her best to compose herself as she readies for her job interview.

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: wtf?

davepoobond: justin?

JustinChi012: yes?

davepoobond: why the HELL are you iming me

davepoobond: you blocked me 3 years ago, let alone even talked for that long

JustinChi012: I want to send you a picture of my new girlfriend

davepoobond: bull

JustinChi012: nm

davepoobond: how did you even remember this sn

JustinChi012: HA HA! THAT IS HUMOR, MY FRIEND! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! GET IT? If only the super-intelligent Goth Poets could combine forces with the ultra-hilarious webcomic authors of the world! Then we’d have one easy, visible target to direct the orbiting laser cannons at. Oops, I just ended that last sentence with a preposition.

davepoobond: justin, yer freakin me out. you type too fast

JustinChi012: This is Sam Arnold.

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: who?

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn

davepoobond: hello?

JustinChi012: Damn I still can’t send the pic

davepoobond: …

JustinChi012: I am Justin

davepoobond: i’m on aol…

davepoobond: ok, if yer justin, what classes are you taking

JustinChi012: AP English

JustinChi012: Pre Cal

JustinChi012: w8…y am i tellin yoo dish

davepoobond: trying to find out if yer justin

davepoobond: ok, i believe you in that. what grade did we meet

JustinChi012: Have you ever ate bar-b-que?

JustinChi012: 8th

davepoobond: YOU LIE

davepoobond: 7th grade, dimwit

davepoobond: remember, 7th grade math

davepoobond: who was our teacher

davepoobond: just as i thought

JustinChi012: kissel

davepoobond: unh hunh..

davepoobond: that’s a 50% chance

davepoobond: hold on gtg eat dinner

JustinChi012: Have you ever ate bar-b-que?

davepoobond: why are you asking me that

davepoobond: what i dont understand is why you’re IMing me at all

davepoobond: i thought you hated me..

davepoobond: and i dont see any reason behind why you would want me to see yer girlfriend

davepoobond: unless you wanted me to laugh at you

JustinChi012: because she’s purdy

JustinChi012: that too

JustinChi012: w8…no i dun

davepoobond: hmm….justin usually talked more asian…and didnt use contractions like w8

JustinChi012: fuq yoo

davepoobond: thatsa boy

davepoobond: lessee….what else can i ask you about

davepoobond: to make sure its you

davepoobond: ok, was i your friend in 7th and 8th grade

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: yes or no answer the question yes or no answer the question

JustinChi012: no

JustinChi012: How do you feel about “All in the Family”?

davepoobond: good job, thats the right answer

davepoobond: y r u askin me these stupid questions

davepoobond: WAIT A SECOND

davepoobond: HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET A GIRLFRIEND

davepoobond: yer freakin JUSTIN for cryin out loud

JustinChi012: Do you enjoy the beach?

davepoobond: yes, on occasion

davepoobond: but i dont like it when the giant squids come out and eat your toes

davepoobond: and then the asteroids, and the mermaids….::shudder::

davepoobond: its an evil place that beach

davepoobond: but i like the calming waves

JustinChi012: I once went to the circus and there were lions and one of them took a dump and then the trainer came out and stepped in it and fell down

davepoobond: except when spears shoot out of them

davepoobond: ok then

davepoobond: so then, howsa bout tellin me why yer IMing me and how you remembered this sn

JustinChi012: Because I won the lottery

davepoobond: mmh…interesting aspect that is SINCE YER NOT EVEN GAMBLING AGE-LEGAL

davepoobond: and yer being a little too random for a justin

JustinChi012: ACTUALLY I DONT HAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS THEY WONT COME OVER BECAUSE ONE TIME ONE OF THEM WENT TO SLEEP AND I PLACED MY PENIS IN THEIR EAR

davepoobond: you fuckin perv, yer not justin at all. shut the fuck up, i aint listenin to you anymore

davepoobond: yer pry one of his stupid friends though

davepoobond: or one of MY friends

JustinChi012: Like I said:I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS THEY WONT COME OVER BECAUSE ONE TIME ONE OF THEM WENT TO SLEEP AND I PLACED MY PENIS IN THEIR EAR

davepoobond: just like when i went over to your place justin?

davepoobond: we had a slumber party remember

davepoobond: you never placed yer penis in my ear

JustinChi012: No we didnt

JustinChi012: Juice Bar

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: hmm that reminds me

davepoobond: what did colin always call you a long time ago

JustinChi012: I found chocolate bubble gum

JustinChi012: Juice boy Bob

davepoobond: you are so off

davepoobond: you sure got shit for memory for an ap student

JustinChi012: That’s because Im high right now

JustinChi012: Shoe Tree

davepoobond: …